Sploitching

A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.

My mouth feels like its been sploitched from all that sploitching last night.

by my pseudonym1337666555 November 12, 2011

julien solomita

Awesome vlogging youtuber who is currently dating Jenna Marbles. He co-hosts the Jenna&Julien podcast and has an Italian greyhound name Peach(nicknamed Paesh). He and Jenna live together with their dogs Peach, Kermit, and Mr. Marbles. The recent addition was their hamster named Ad. When he was a child he saved his family by putting out a fire that was started by a teapot on the stove.

Remember when Julien Solomita bragged about 20/20 vision? Yeah he needs glasses now.

by Chrissnicc May 22, 2017

Shlomit

GMILF. extremely overqualified high school biology teacher. winner of fuck, marry, kill: teacher edition. lululemon addiction. "if you yawn you'll never get a boyfriend" but she's already turned you lesbian. want to be locked in the science lab supply closet with her. subject of 5 deleted fanfic drafts. looks like every gay's butch lesbian drill sergeant fantasy but married to a guy. cat lady. makeup slays.

the canyon lesbians are simping over shlomit again
WTF shlomit is older than my parents

by thebestfrenchfries January 22, 2023

sploitz

(short for exploits): Vulnerabilities in computer software used by hackers.

Sploitz for ya stoners!

by VAKI5 October 10, 2005

sploitering

The fraudulent creation of new words or phrases.

Nathan Shaw: "Let's play some Sploitering Scrabble. It'll be wokkie-doo!"

by nshaw February 11, 2014

sploitation

A suffix added to describe exploitation films. A shortening of exploitation.

Blaxploitation, actionsploitation

by kyle.biddle December 31, 2010

shlomit gur

a nickname used in israel for girls or young women who their natural beauty is exceptional. A person refered to as a Shlomit gur, is usually blessed with such grace that can stun you for an entire day.It is most commonly believed that This rare specie is one of natures greatest phenomenon. A Shlomit Gur can some times be spotted in librarys around the world due to their keen desire to learn, study and expand their genius minds.

"hey john!, the girl you set me up with last night is amazing. She is every guy`s dream. I feel so lucky!! she is one hell of a Shlomit Gur!!!"

by david nissim August 31, 2005