The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 11, 2014
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A splitscreen is a phenomenon caused by being confused by two members of the opposite (or same) sex.
For example, liking two girls and being confused as to which one to pursue.
For example, liking two girls and being confused as to which one to pursue.
"Shit man, I'm lying here in bed, and I got a splitscreen."
"I keep thinking about this splitscreen."
"Chloe and Katy have given me a splitscreen."
"I keep thinking about this splitscreen."
"Chloe and Katy have given me a splitscreen."
by Splitscreen October 14, 2009
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