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splinkey is an alternative word for schplino; usually harsher on terms. A splinkey is characterized by being a cockamole, a ziggurat, and a schplino: forming an ultimate whirlwind of trio terms, causing splinkey. Splinkey is a goofball and looks like a box or like an angry bird ready to explode!
WARNING!!11! IF YOU SEE A SPLINKEY, SHOUT OUT SCHPLINO! HE WILL TURN BACK INTO A GOOD SPLINKEY!!!!11!
WARNING!!11! IF YOU SEE A SPLINKEY, SHOUT OUT SCHPLINO! HE WILL TURN BACK INTO A GOOD SPLINKEY!!!!11!
by MikelDaZiggurat January 3, 2022
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If Mr. Rodriguez catches you slippin, he’s going to pull out the splickatoon and let it spray.
Travon Greenly Quantavius III was spinnin the block on the opps with his splickatoon.
Travon Greenly Quantavius III was spinnin the block on the opps with his splickatoon.
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The relaxation and release of pressure from the spinal system when one lies down in their bed.
The relaxation and release of pressure from the spinal system when one lies down in their bed.
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Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!
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