splice

1. A word used when a person is being either burned, dissed or an unfortunate event has accured and it is nessary for the term.
2. To Be Used.

Example 1:
Lyndon - (Stubbes His Toe...)
Paul - (Looks To Lyndon, Points) Splice!
Example 2:
Lyndon - Yo Paul, my GF just dumpt me...
Paul - (very quickly says) Splice!

by Kevin Borst September 8, 2008

Splice

The awkward seam on some leggings or yoga pants located on a womans vagina

she did a split, and i could totally see her splice

by Hawkinelli June 24, 2010

splice

Really damn good.

Super funky awesome cruisy hippy goodness.

Not to be confused with the popular ice-cream, though a Splice would be rather splice.

The antonym is stiff. Now unused in most populations for the less archaic 'un-splice'.

I just got home and I'm feeling splice.

Sunny Sunday mornings are just so splice.

by gemgem13 August 27, 2009

splice

For one to sprinkle or place narcotics in pill or powder form beneath the foreskin of the penis.

jeegan: Hey bruce did u see that guy splice in the toilet last nite?

bruce: yea! who do u think hooked him up with tha pills?

jeegan: Thats mad! he was off his fukin head!

by hainsey and buka January 4, 2009

splice

Superbly good. Usually pertaining to an enjoyable time spent with someone.

"It has been a splice"

by mellifluousmuffin March 29, 2010

splice

the area in the female crotch between the vagina and the asshole.

he kept pokin around but all he was tappin was splice.

by --- September 4, 2004

splice

to slice and then slpit an object.

guy- dude i just sliced that apple then split it into fours!
girl- no you spliced it!

by dfljasfj;warif;jwfjwg;jweigfw; July 23, 2011