sliced bread

the best thing since the printing press.

1500's guy: "thats the best thing since the printing press."
Now: "thats the best thing since sliced bread."

by WoZouNiDeMaMa December 10, 2009

Splicers

These fucked up deformed psychos that are the result of excessive genetic modification.Usually seen wearing 50's masquerade masks.Appear in the game Bioshock.Classified by their method of attack:

Thuggish-use blunt objects to try to bludgeon you to death.

Leadhead-use pistols and machineguns.

Nitro-use various thrown explosives.

Spider-uses hooks to crawl on walls and for melee attacks or thrown.Extremely agile.

Houdini-constantly teleports,leaving behind a bloody mist,then reappears,using fire or ice plasmids.

Splicers are vulnerable to anti-personel rounds.

by Razastyle October 16, 2008

sliced taco

Giving Head to 2 chicks simultaneously, while they are scissoring

Kristy and Magen were scissoring and i joined in and did a sliced taco

by Streigh July 20, 2009

sliced bread

The best thing, well, ever!

(blank)is the best thing since sliced bread!

by Squirel December 11, 2008

Sliced bread

Whole Bread (1723-1779) was a warrior from the 17th century who is most well-known for defending the town of Breadland. Born and raised in Breadland, he was the only child in the family and was abused by his parents. He ran away from home at the age of 8 when his father threatened to cover him in mayonnaise. He was kidnapped by fat people with fancy hats, being forced to work for them and their cooking business. However, he escaped at the age of 12 and was taken care of by breadnolologists until he was 17. After that he moved to Starchville, working as a butcher for 4 years. The 21-year-old Bread soon decided he wanted to join the Breadland army. He moved back to his hometown and was accepted into the military. He fought in many battles and overtime became a famous soldier. On June 5, 1779, he was once again kidnapped by the fancily hatted chefs he had met at an earlier age. They attempted to suffocate him using various meats and cheeses as payback for his escape. He killed several of the chefs, but was sliced in half by the leader, thus earning the nickname "Sliced Bread." Since then, the saying "the greatest thing since sliced bread" was coined in honor of the lost soldier.

This snack is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

by jugglablepotato23 September 3, 2013

pee splice

when youre taking a piss and it splits into many streams. usually happens during your moring piss.

david says: sorry i'm late. i had a pee splice so i had to clean the toilet up.

by k-dawg November 10, 2004

bread sliced

Getting your hair cut...

Tim: Hey John did you do something to your hair?
John: Yea man, I got my bread sliced.

Example 2--

John walks into a barber shop, "hey can I'm here for my monthly bread slicing."

by slipperywizard December 19, 2011