spleen

The internal organ that is invariably complained about when someone is comedically getting the shit beat out of them.

"Oh God, my spleen! It hurts! It hurts!"

"My spleen has ruptured!"

by Morathor March 30, 2004

spleen detector

A crude wooden elongated device operated by many of the police forces around the world. It's intensity of use varies from region to region. Has found world wide application in the field of soccer riots.

(The reality of the spleen detector)
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!

#CRUNCH#

Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*

Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.

by n008a April 12, 2009

spleen tickler

1. A gigantic penis used for anal sex, presumably so large that it tickles the recipient's spleen.

2. A person who uses his gigantic penis for anal sex.

1. Wow, that's some spleen tickler you've got there. Bobby.

2. "Hey, are you a pitcher or catcher?" "I'm not only a pitcher, but a spleen tickler too."

by GusTheD December 17, 2011

green spleen

when something so autistic happens, it is almost impossible to describe

that was a definite green spleen

by okkretardd November 16, 2018

ur spleen

A random nerd's remix of ur mom.

A good way to offend someone's spleen.

A roast.

Hey dude! What's up?

UR SPLEEN!!!

by VA_NERD_SPLEEN_YEET_LOL! May 11, 2019

spleen

An internal organ of the human body on the left side.
It's job is to destroy old red blood cells.

My spleen is destroying all those old red blood cells, RIGHT NOW.

by elissanozit April 23, 2009

Spleng

Spleng (adjective) is a positive exclamation. Synonyms of spleng: splengtious, splengdid. Antonyms of spleng: unspleng, antispleng

Mother: son I killed your father
Son: That was very "spleng" of you

by Splengmister9000 March 10, 2021