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spleench

A spleen-felt dialogue.
That man really spoke from the spleen. (Spleenched)
by 8a115 October 26, 2012
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spleech

n. jizz, sperm, male seminal fluid

adj. the color of semen

v. jizz, cum, ejaculate
v. - he spleeched on her face.

adj. - now she has spleech hair.

n. - there is also spleech all over the carpet.
by JunkInTheDrunk January 22, 2011
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Spleenager

Ewwwww! My son's such a spleenager!

Ever since Josh became 15, he's become all spleenagery.

That's such a spleenagerish thing to say, insert typical smelly teenager's name here.
by The Mighty Minter July 17, 2010
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Spleech

Mother: What's that strange spleeching sound coming from?

Son: Dude, she can hear my spleech... gross
by IWillRapeYo February 5, 2010
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speeach

A combination of the words beeatch and speech, forming a term for a very bitchy speech team personage.

Specifically, one of the members of the triumvirate of speeahces, who shall remain anonymous. Known commonly as Jan, Connie and Claire. One is known for her chain-smoking and lack of personal hygiene, another for her rather bulbous appearance, and the other for her general aura of bitchiness.

The ultimate speeach would be very, very short, Irish, eat entire pigs at once, never shave, and chain-smoke unfiltered Camels.
"Why did she get a 6 last round? Because she is a speeach, of course!"

"I'd join the speech team, but the coach at our school is a repulsive speeach."
by Hugh Jass June 2, 2003
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spleach

1. (verb) to borrow or steal an object or resource (including the services of a person, or someone else's style), usually on a temporary basis
2. (verb) to allow second party access to an object or resource
3. (noun) an exclamation, often used as an informal greeting, or in lieu of an expletive
4. (adjective) to describe a person or object that is somehow compromised, wrecked (in the case of a person, this could mean drunk or high), or missing (see definition 1)
1a. "Hey man, can you spleach me a couple bucks until payday?"

1b. "Has anyone seen my stapler? I'm serious. Did somebody spleach my effin' stapler?!"

2. "The sales queue in our call center is extremely busy. Maybe we should spleach a couple of our technical support reps to take some sales calls."

3a. "Spleach! What's goin' on?"

3b. "Oh, spleach! That shit was off the hook, cousin!"

4a. "Dude, did you see Lindsay at the party on Saturday night? She was spleached out of her mind!"

4b. "I got t-boned in the middle of an intersection and my car is spleached beyond repair."
by Nick Rassenti July 16, 2007
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spleenage

semen and katie altman juice mixed to gether, made famous by holt palmer and alan tutt
whats with the dry spleenage on holts hoodie
by brockish January 28, 2005
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