Splatoon

Each dude takes one naked barbie doll (male or female) and attempts to cover the most surface area of the doll in semen, and the loser has to show it to a parent or guardian

Dude 1: I had to show my mom a cum covered barbie doll
Dude 2: Bro wtf why?!
Dude 1: I lost at splatoon

by fagroat September 28, 2019

splatoon

To shoot semen. To cum in excitement. To jizz. Etc.

Derived from the Nintendo game "Splatoon", which is actually about humanoid squid people who shoot each other with paint. Not long after the game was shown off, people quickly began using "splatoon" as a verb, as a synonym for jizz.

I just splatooned in my pants when I heard about that awesome new Nintendo game!
You just got splatooned all over.

by dsky May 10, 2015

Splatoon

When you convulse wildly with diarrhea

The man couldn't make it to the bathroom in time so he splatooned all over the floor

by Shaggytor November 14, 2018

Splatoon

Nintendo's version of Bukkake simulator.

The sultry act of Splatooning.

by Bhp1997 May 25, 2021

Splatoon

An Online Multiplayer (Player vs. Player) Shooting game series developed by Nintendo. Insanely successful when it made its debut in 2015.

Shooting ink in Splatoon is so much fun!

by anonymous200020 September 16, 2022

Splatoon

you get to be a squid and own a gun

me: mate i got this game where you are a squid and spray bodily fluids everywhere its called splatoon
my mate: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Me: you shoot ink, not cum
my mate: why, it's a children's game. you should shoot cum
me: woomy yay yay

by pepsi yay yay July 13, 2023

Splatoon

Call of Duty for adults.

Splatoon is like team fortress 2 exept in the third person and the players are 10% less autistic

by HurriCrane November 9, 2023