Splatooning

The act of covering your sex partner's entire floor with your cum.

I needed to mark my territory so I started splatooning all over her floor.

by Tsuchi June 30, 2015

Splatoon

The best game but you can only use dullies

I Love Splatoon

by Epic Gamer Moments July 19, 2019

Splatoon

Each dude takes one naked barbie doll (male or female) and attempts to cover the most surface area of the doll in semen, and the loser has to show it to a parent or guardian

Dude 1: I had to show my mom a cum covered barbie doll
Dude 2: Bro wtf why?!
Dude 1: I lost at splatoon

by fagroat September 29, 2019

splatooned

The act of splattering liquids all over someones face while they are sleeping. Experts will use feces or white paint to do this

Dude, I got splatooned last night by my dad!

by Ek4ns November 23, 2015

Splatoon

When you convulse wildly with diarrhea

The man couldn't make it to the bathroom in time so he splatooned all over the floor

by Shaggytor November 14, 2018

Splatoon

Nintendo's version of Bukkake simulator.

The sultry act of Splatooning.

by Bhp1997 May 25, 2021

Splatoon 2

That one thing that makes any woomy happy

" Imma woomy that's happy I have splatoon 2"

by Veemo August 24, 2018