Platform 9&3/4

The state of being high. Also more commonly known as the platform you run to in order to get on the train to Hogwarts.

Man I toked two blunts and now I'm chillin on Platform 9&3/4.

by The Army Brat February 20, 2011

platforms

extremly high heels usually worn by strippers and porn stars. possibly the sexiest invention ever.

I covered her with baby oil, and all she had on was a pair of black platforms!

by the pretender October 21, 2003

platforming strawmen

Pretty much how the internet started to work once it was accepted that you can kick out people that don't agree with you from your online community. As a result of a culture of 'de-platforming' and censorship, what actually started to happen was that people started to platform "strawman" - intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat rather than engaging with an opponent's real argument - instead.

"Internet today is just a bunch of platforming strawmen"

by cyberphunkisms May 7, 2022

platform

a kind of game genre in which you jump around for m platform to platform and usually kill stuff.

kirby is a platform game.

by mdemon9991 October 8, 2004

Platform Crab

A person who scuttles along the platform as trains come to a halt, trying to be in front of the nearest door, giving the best chance of getting a seat. Sometimes results in humiliation when the train pauses then moves a few metres further, meaning the whole exercise was pointless for the crab. Hardcore commuters have the right to tut as this goes on, as of course they know exactly where the door will be and don't need to scuttle.

Whilst standing at Finchley Road in the morning chatting to a friend as a crab approaches, "Damn here comes a Platform Crab, I'll just strategically place my briefcase here to end their scuttle"

by Sam Crawley September 24, 2005

Platform Bowling

The process of going to any (usually London) train station and rolling small change as far as you can down the platform without the coin falling into the track, while simultaneously avoiding other commuters.

E.g. "yo me and will wasted so much cash platform bowling on the way home last night"

by TheRealRomeo January 7, 2017

Splatorious

Splendid and victorious put together to make an amazing and beautiful and beyond creative word that’s extremely fun to say.

That was very SPLATORIOUS of you Rose.

by thesplatoriousrose August 28, 2020