splander

the dried toothpaste encrusted foam that forms on clothes and facial features short while after activity of brushing teeth has been carried out.

Extremely dangerous, splander only visualises into white stain minutes after, one may be under the impression that their clothes/face are splander-free, yet by the time they reach the bus stop stains may have materialised, to laughs of fellow classmates.

Impossible to remove with mear scratching.

Possible to pretend to friends it is only Tippex, only sometimes though, friends are wise like that.

Some people can have personal problems with splander, that is cannot brush their teeth without creating it. Usual evolves from a teeth washer who has their mouth open will brushing. Foam forming around buccal cavity drops to clothes, pants, shoes etc.

Lucia; "Gerald, have you just finished brushing your teeth, darling?"

Gerald; "Yeh Mama. How'd you know?"

Lucia; "..Because you have splander all over your batman pyjamas!"

Gerald; "Ohhh darn-diddly -arn-it"

by Sharsharshar July 31, 2006

splanchnophilia

a type of paraphilia in which someone is sexually aroused by internal organs.

Yo, didn't Dahmer have something called splanchnophilia? Dude was seriously into doing it with all the people he cut up.

by fairyspells October 2, 2022

splanched out

"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.

"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.

by chintzy March 7, 2007

Splanchnic

A food sauce or dressing made like ranch dressing (vinegar, oil etc..) but with semen added.

Hey, pass the splanchnic sauce, this meat is too dry. Goody - tastes better now!

by Iced Pie August 21, 2008

Splange

Splange - adjective

Used to describe what someone is talking about.
It is the verbal equivalent to chatting shit and/or shit talking (or better known as trash talking)

Splange finds the majority of its usage amongst Blacks in the United Kingdom

Always - chattin' splange
He's not the - fuckin' guy
He's just a - stupid boy
I should - slap mans face
- Tempa T

A: You're such a dumb motherfucker, I'm gonna fuck your mom; the bitch
B: Stop splangin' me

I'm gonna splange this youtube video

by rzhhhh November 12, 2011

splanderous

The little paper tidbits left on the edge of a piece of spiral-bound notebook paper after it has been torn out of the notebook.

The teacher got annoyed when the student handed in a piece of paper with splanderous still on it.

by Rachel from Gfield April 11, 2005

Splace

A combination of place and space that can be used when describing a space within a place or a place within a space.

Typically used in an earthly setting but could also apply to a place within outer-space.

I need to find a quiet splace to read.

by Hazelnut99 April 18, 2018