Spitfuck

A term coined by Woody Harrelson's character Tallahassee in the zom-com Zombieland. He typically uses it to describe his kind of awkward, goodhearted comrade with a Coach Gun, Columbus. It's an obvious play on the typical term "spitfire".

"Kid finally got to first base... Not bad for that skinny, little spitfuck."- Tallahassee

by Crazy Islamic Fascist October 8, 2009

being spiteful to naomi

Verb
A euphemism for masturbation.
A phrase coined in the canteen of Bilborough College at some point in 2004AD

Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: I think I might be spiteful to naomi

by Neg July 30, 2004

Shitful Thinking

When one does think that the future will be shitful and it ends up being fine.

John: Lets go out tonight honey.
Sophie: I'm to tired john.
John: Com'on it will be fine
Sophie: Alright (sigh)

3 hours later

Sophie: That was actually quite fun.
John: See, Shitful Thinking

by ShitThinker October 29, 2012

spiteful azz nigga

When a Black man does something cruel or rude to one of his home boys.

not having your friends back, or not being chill.

leaving a nigga high and dry.

the terminology used to call out your hommie when he does something foul

why you being a spiteful azz nigga?

by ezedefninja July 11, 2010

Spitfuck

The meaning derives from the movie "Zombieland"
but it usually means a waste of sperm or just another way of telling someone they are accidents of birth.

Dude 1: Hey when were you born?

Dude 2: idk my parents never told me...

Dude 1: Dammm You must have been an accident....what a spitfuck

Dude 2: Fuck you ass hole

by Blackmikehawk February 23, 2011

shitful

something that just plain SUCKS. terrible and full of shit. describes a situation you would rather avoid, or a person who is full of B.S.

ex.1) person 1: my friend's mom is a psychopath. she beats her every night.

person 2: that's so freaking shitful.

by smiley_chica July 5, 2010

spiteful fart

Farting on purpose just to spite someone

My boss was a jerk to me, so I busted out a spiteful fart in his face as I walked past his desk.

by Slackey January 11, 2009