Stinking McDooligan

When you enter a coworkers work space or cubicle, pass terrible, terrible flatulence, then block / hinder individual from leaving, preferably for at least 8 seconds. Not to be confused with a "Dutch oven".

"Dude, I just performed a stinking McDooligan on the new guy. Then I welcomed him to our group."

by Palm tree cowboy August 10, 2017

Shank spanking

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

sminking

What the doctor in "Rocky Raccoon" is in relation to gin after 8 takes.

Paul: The doctor walked in, sminking of gin- haha, sminking?

by RockyandDan April 29, 2012

Spanking the other monkey

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.

I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

spanking your clit

spanking your clit the female version of spanking your monkey jacking off

teacher what are you doing

student im spanking my clit whats it look like im doing

teacher spanking your clit in class is not appropriate you need to stop it right now go to the bathroom and do it not in my class

student yes mam i got you

by littlejimmie June 4, 2019

Sinking Ship

A phrase used when a business is doing poorly due to lack of sales or bad management

Jim : Our store is becoming a Sinking Ship you need to kick it up a notch or I may have to replace you!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!

by SlopNChop May 18, 2017

Spinning Rhino DNA

When you take an excess amount of ADHD medication and partake in the cognitive "Bradley Cooper" type enhancement felt when high dosages
Of the schedule 2 substance "Adderall, Vyvanse, and fuck tha rest". #notonacid

Up is left and right is down and red is go and green stop and blue is yellow and now is go

Geeking off your aunt jamima
Spinning Rhino DNA

by A Guy who lives with Asians November 28, 2014