The philosophy of the surfmaster. To outsiders it looks like failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. However the surfmaster lives happily without seeing this - its true that ignorance is bliss, if you are a surfmaster.
by Roloooo July 20, 2006
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Tom likes to surf and make webpages - he builds them for fun, but without deeper understanding or knowledge. He is a surfmaster.
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The trillest motherfucker straight out the Falls, known for running the spice rack as hard as he runs the streets.
Steinbeck: Yo did you see how many stacks of spice that kid put in the wok? Damn that dude's got the spice game on lock, for real.
Casserole: Bro, we are witness to the spicemaster.
Casserole: Bro, we are witness to the spicemaster.
by Louisiana Hotness May 1, 2008
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when you express your written or verbal thoughts, and it becomes rather long winded, some folks that may not like it , get bored or are unable to comprehend it, sometimes may refer to what you are trying to articulate as "spewing". (which in itself is a very catchy word and has a nice ring to it, and would also make a very good name for a punk rock band ..such as " toxic tony an the spewmasters" ) apprentice spewmasters tend to be at the bottom of the social scale, but once you become very experience at the art of spewing, you will be elevated to the rank of "spewmaster" and will be a superstar in most social circles. the origin of the word is not known , but we do know, the usage of the word "spewmaster" is commonly used and has been popularized by a social and jovial beer drinking middle aged woman with rather nice legs and ass , and can frequently be spotted in or near the martin county florida area . people that use the word spewmaster also have a tendencie say other things such as: "wtf is wrong with you" or "delete me from your contact list" or "don't contact me again I am done with your crap".
when you express your written or verbal thoughts, and it becomes rather long winded, some folks that may not like it , get bored or are unable to comprehend it, sometimes may refer to what you are trying to articulate as "spewing". (which in itself is a very catchy word and has a nice ring to it, and would also make a very good name for a punk rock band ..such as " toxic tony an the spewmasters" ) apprentice spewmasters tend to be at the bottom of the social scale, but once you become very experience at the art of spewing, you will be elevated to the rank of "spewmaster" and will be a superstar in most social circles. the origin of the word is not known , but we do know, the usage of the word "spewmaster" is commonly used and has been popularized by a social and jovial beer drinking middle aged woman with rather nice legs and ass , and can frequently be spotted in or near the martin county florida area . people that use the word spewmaster also have a tendencie say other things such as: "wtf is wrong with you" or "delete me from your contact list" or "don't contact me again I am done with your crap".
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Get the Spiffster mug.Originally from Sapporo, Japan, a shidmaster is a specialist in retaining huge amounts of bowel encrusted fecal matter for weeks to months as a form of meditation.
Shidmasters in India are known to be able after months of non-functioning bowels, give themselves, only through anal suction, deep colonics to release the dangerous build up of waste.
Shidmasters in India are known to be able after months of non-functioning bowels, give themselves, only through anal suction, deep colonics to release the dangerous build up of waste.
"Hey, I'm not sitting around that guy; he looks bloated and is definitely a shidmaster looking for some weird fun"
"Hey Shidmaster, drop me a few nuggest of shid"
"Hey Shidmaster, drop me a few nuggest of shid"
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