Sphincterbate

The act of penetrating ones sphincter with their own finger, in an attempt to achieve pleasure and reach climax.

'I like to sphincterbate on my couch while nobody's home.'

by JO3HO3 March 21, 2010

Sphincternet

a really crappy internet connection made by compounding the words Sphincter and Internet.

i hate my sphincternet. im only getting 1 kb/s.

by General Dynamic September 9, 2008

sphincterbater

A sphincterbater although sometimes female, is usually a male of homosexual preferences that gets a feeling of exctasy out of fingering their own anus.

MrPhat was caught by his mother sphincterbating the other night.

by ZEN 1 March 1, 2005

sphincterfez

noun – regional term for an "asshat" in the Middle East. See also "anusberet."

After the events of January 25, 2011, Hosni Mubarak has proven himself to be a total and complete sphincterfez by refusing to step down as President of Egypt.

by awienick February 22, 2011

sphinctermeter

The part of the anus that manages the delicate flow of waste which differentiates and carefully selects what shall pass based on it's current state - whether it be in solid, liquid or gas form. This phenomenal muscle is highly used when diarrhea is present and the person is unsure if there is a liquid or gas eager to exit from the anus. In many instances it allows gas to expel while delicately holding back a tsunami of molten fecal matter. During moments of constipation however it remains unused.

Josh: Dude the other day I was at the movies and I had some major diarrhea. Luckily my sphinctermeter let me release gas from my bowels while keeping back the mother load of explosive goo.

William: Dude that's disgusting. Did you eat something bad?

Josh: Your wife's chili.

by Dirty Burrito February 9, 2019