speeled

getting owned in the face when you forget to put the top on a blender!

i was making smoothies and i pressed on. i got fucking speeled in the face by some fruit

by Johnny Walkerton January 25, 2008

Sheveled

The bare minimum of presentability

Dude, you need to text before you stop by so early, I was barely sheveled when you showed up!

by yokelnews June 13, 2018

Steveland Cleamer

Attempting to define words from the urban dictionary after consuming too many drinks.

"Yo homie. You are wrecked! It's cleveland steamer, not steveland cleamer. Steveland Cleamer is my accountant. Word"

by dumpy-johnson April 29, 2010

Speel

Gaming in class

Zonda speel in die classe onderwyser kom kyk

by Brotato73 June 20, 2021

cunt speel

its exclaimed by people making fun of other people online by telling them about their bad spelling. see example.

surfnaked0384: haha! u cunt speel

by brockish January 29, 2005

I Speel god

You're basically epic. Though you can't type correctly but that's the best part of speeling god. Speeling god means you've got a bad keyboard and can't spell the words correctly. So when someone tells you you don't spell correctly, you say "I speel god" instead of I spell good, because you speel god.

I speel god YESS
This is me Challon' JAW and I am a god speeler.
There is no point on being a god speeler if there are no other god speelers.

by Jespy Inger Wachoski August 31, 2022

idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel

i'm supposed to be doing homework rn but i'm doing this...

mom: Are you doing your homework?
son: Sure... and im tottaly not putting a entry for a word called: idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel

by zman90 November 2, 2020