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Spearfishing kook

Usually a young guy in his late teens to mid 30s, who is relatively new to the sport of spearfishing with typically less than 2 to 7 years(give or take a couple of years) of experience, who blows up dive spots on social media while sometimes boasting with big fish that they haven't earned the right to spear, shoots prohibited species or undersized fish or takes more than his/her limit, buys the most expensive spearfishing gear that mommy and daddy will allow him to buy in order to look like a "pro" and who likes to patronize older, more seasoned divers.
My favorite dive spot used to be full of fish and void of divers, but ever since a young spearfishing kook blew it up on social media, the reverse situation has happened. RIP, my favorite dive spot.
by anonymous June 19, 2022
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spearfishing kook

Usually a young guy in his/her late teens to mid 30s with less than 2 to 7 years(give or take a couple of years) experience, who blows up dive spots on social media, sometimes while boasting with big fish that they haven't earned the right to spear, shoots prohibited species, undersized fish, or takes more than his/her limit, buys the most expensive spearfishing equipment his/her mommy and daddy will allow then to buy and who patronize older, more seasoned divers.
My favorite dive spot used to be full of gamefish and void of divers, but thanks to some spearfishing kook blowing it up on social media, the reverse situation has happen. RIP, my favorite dive spot.
by anonymous June 19, 2022
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Spearfishing

When everybody was all, "let's go skinny dipping," I was afraid I'd be the one spearfishing
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