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Spermy Germies

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The contaminates you acquire when you have intercourse with a girl another guy has done recently.
Hamuel did Mindsay shortly after Quilliam did her.
A week later, Quilliam did Mindsay again. And again. And again..
Therfore, they share each others 'spermy germies'!
by FoxBlueBlueFoxFox August 5, 2008
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To receive (or give) a sexual action incorporating licking male genitalia before ejaculation to aid in achieving ejaculation, or to lick male ejaculate from the male genetalia (or any other body part where it may land).
I can't wait to get home tonight, our lass has promised me a spermy lick.

That chick from the club was pure filth. I jizzed all over her arms and she cleaned herself up with a spermy lick. Every last drop.
by TheYorkshireViking August 30, 2017
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Wet Spermy

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After performing oral sex on a male, post "explosion", the female/male then proceeds to swish her/his finger in mouth pre-swallowing gathering a glob of cum and inserting finger into male's ear using a circular motion. Form of Wet Willy.
"My boyfriend went from blissful to irate after I gave him a wet spermy."

"Why is this guy using all my q-tips?!"
"This fool just got wet spermied!"
by Shellbot1 October 7, 2013
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spermy

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To be covered in or to possess the characteristics of sperm.
1. That guy just shot his load... hes all spermy.

2. That guy/girl can't dance... she dances very spermy.
by 321steady October 27, 2007
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Spermy Butthole

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A mixed drink. One part guava pineapple juice (or something similar), one part Mountain Dew, one part Red Bull, and two parts vodka. Named so because you're likely to have one after you drink something this gay.
Eric is 6'4'', 330 lbs, a construction worker, and drinking a spermy butthole. I dare you to call him queer.
by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 15, 2011
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spermy eyelash

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When a girl/man/animal/cross gets cummed on so much that their eyelashes get glued together by the cum.
Me - "I sprayed my semen all over your mums face last night"

You - "I know she couldn't see this morning, bad case of the spermy eyelash"
by miaden_mental January 31, 2009
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