Spoogebob Spermpants

Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.

He is extremely unpopular because of this.

When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.

"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.

by scodder May 15, 2010

spermbending

The use of Waterbending from the last airbender, to draw tons of cum out of a man's penis. It is usually used with bloodbending to increase the power of a man's erection. It is especially powerful during a full moon.

Korra used spermbending on Bolin, and he instantly ejaculated gallons of cum

by *KBTTkUEn*5o9bE@ February 12, 2015

spermball

An annoying little cunt. Known as that spermball that snuck through his mother's clunge defences.

Guy 1: Hey look, it's Jamie, actually is it Kev? Or is it Harry-Norway?
Guy 2: Man, who gives a fuck, it's a spermball nonetheless.

by Golden Glory August 14, 2008

spermanent

male ejaculation in the hair of a female

He missed her mouth and ejaculated in her red hair giving her an immediate spermanent.

by Scott August 25, 2003

spermasaurus

1. A girl who runs on sperm like a car runs off filthy arab, sand nigger gas.
2. A girl who loves pleasuring reptiles
3. A girl who ingests a large amount of semen.

Dam, i saw a girl funnel 40 ounces of sperm last night, she was a real spermasaurus.

by Anthony Urballica September 16, 2006

Spermarang

1. The girl that you throw out, and she keeps coming back.

2. A female rugby groupie who has had sex with or attempted to fornicate with multiple members of the team.

I took this chick home from the bar, and after one night she's turned into a real spermarang.

Did you know Krystyl has slept with the whole rugby team? She's such a spermarang.

by Dr. LOL September 6, 2020

Spermbin

A person (female or male) whom you may casually use for the recreational dumping of your sperm

Jason: Hey man, I got with that Lisa girl last night.
David: Ahh, man who hasn't. She is a real spermbin.

by koosmeister July 29, 2009