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Michigan speed limit

The speed at which a cop won't pull you over in Michigan. Usually 5-10mph over the posted speed limit on main roads and 15-20mph over the posted speed limit on highways. If you don't maintain this speed you will have a line of cars behind you, each within three feet of the car in front of them. If you feel like driving under the posted speed limit and the weather conditions are anywhere near decent, then you better just pull over and let people pass you.
Mike: Hey dude, you're going way too fast, slow it down.
Nick: Naw it's alright, the Michigan speed limit on this road is 65.
Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.
by WastingDaylight August 5, 2010
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Crystal Speed

Crystal Speed is Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) or Blue Speed that has been crystallized. Most Speed is white, but some Speed is blue or even other colors like yellow, cheese colored, orange, red, purple, green, or blue green. Crystal speed is much safer than Crystal meth (methamphetamine). Stack Crystal Speed with 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone
I crystallized speed (ethylamphetamine) in isopropyl alcohol and got crystal speed.
by CognitiveFuel December 6, 2022
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Speed of Light Fart

Speed of Light Fart:

A fart which starts to smell a few seconds before it is heard. A speed of light fart behaves much like thunder and lightning. A person capable of a speed of light fart can quickly exit a room before it is heard and thus leave the blame to another person.
The other day I was in the elevator with another person when I started to smell something terrible. A moment later and that person left and just after the door closed I heard a loud fart noise which I did not make. I then realized that the other person had speed of light farted.
by Hulk19 August 7, 2017
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Speed and CBD

Speed and CBD is a combo of amphetamine or ethylamphetamine, and CBD (Cannabidiol). Speed and CBD is a good combo. The speed gives you energy and a boost of confidence, while the CBD prevents side effects such as anxiety, hair pulling, and more. To enhance the stack even further, you can add Tropoflavin for neuroprotective effects.
I tried the Speed and CBD combo and I feel great!
by HawaiianPunch1 September 15, 2022
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sepehr

Sepehr is a Persian (Iranian) name which means Sky(Aseman)(falak)(آسمان) And Iranian famous poets has already used this name as the meaning of sky in their poems.
SEPEHR
سعدی نه مرد بازی شطرنج عشق توست
دستی به کام دل ز سپهر دغا که برد
by Sami Jackson July 24, 2018
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Need For Speed Payback

a 2017 need for speed game that is worse than any racing games especially racing games from “90’s” except it is better than big rigs: over the road racing with improper performance upgrade system and full of lootboxes with ricer parts(air suspension, neons, horns, tyre smoke colour and nitro colour ), free banks(in-game currency), part tokens that is used to represent scrapped parts
DevilDo99 gaming: “I’d rather not play that damn game anymore! (smashes the PS4 nfs payback copy with a bat with spikes)” (Quote from “Need For Speed Payback Review(Warning! Incoming Rant!)”)

At the comment section, the typical toxic nfs fanboys be like:
StopNaggingMe: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NFS PAYBACK IS THE BEST GAME EVER, YOU RATHER TAKE OVER YOUR DAMN LIFE ANYMORE!
KiraKiraKiddo: STOP FUCKING SMASHING THE GAME, YOU WILL BE POOR INSTANTLY IF YOU DO THAT TO ALL OF YOUR GAME. ALSO, THAT IS THE BEST GAME EVER!
ChrisChanFanboy : you smashed the game, that’s waste of fucking money. and it is the best game ever but it is worse than flopza 7, the worst Forza ever
by NhatHoangVu October 20, 2018
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speed goggles

When one's ability to rationally determine someone's attractiveness is altered by his or her prowess at running (how fast they are). The speed goggles phenomena results in a direct correlation between fast track times (speed) and sexual attractiveness, and has been linked with many skinny, pasty young boys getting laid.

The term is derived from "beer goggles", where the attractiveness altering agent is athletic ability, not alcohol.
Guy #1: Dude... why is Jane so obsessed with that guy who won OFSAA? He has chicken legs and wears flappy short shorts. Not even good-looking!

Guy #2: Must be speed goggles...

Guy #1: My God! I'd better start working on that 4 min mile...
by speedgoggles April 19, 2010
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