Speedsoft

A subsport of airsoft where players work as a team and eliminate enemy players as quickly as possible. Usual player attire includes Dye masks, long Jon’s, tennis shoes, shorts, hoodies, head wraps, etc.

The local airsoft field is full of speedsoft players.

by TheUpbeatAceOfSpades July 22, 2018

Sleepsterbation

The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.

Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.

Sleepsterbation is a wonderous thing.

by Kid Knux June 26, 2006

speepch impebdimenpt

A speech impediment signified by the uncontrollable use of additional p's and b's in general conversation. Only 1 person in the world has this condition - a man called Endorphous.

I'm afraid your speech impediment is getting worse sir.
I do nopt habve a speepch impebdimenpt you barpstarbd!

by Cwips February 18, 2004

Sheepstream

A play on the word "mainstream". Refers to various specific forms of media, primarily music, that cater to the mindless mass of people who lack the ability to judge different inputs as either good or bad.

I dislike Flo Rida. He's too sheepstream.

KIIS FM plays too much sheepstream music.

by flyingp3nguin May 10, 2009

Sheeps and Scorpz

The BEST rap duo ever

Me: “Man I heard a banging tune today!”

Friend: “Who by?”
Me: “The best Rap Duo alive!”
Friend: “Ahhhh!!! Sheeps and Scorpz!!!”

by Definitely Lil Uzi December 14, 2019

sheepshagger

Someone who prefers the sexual company of sheep

That Adrian Jones is a right sheepshagger

by Dave Steele September 25, 2003

Sleepslam

A sneeky way you can enter your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whoever, when they are alseep either in the vagina, arsehole, mouth or wherever takes your fancy. Just make sure they don't wake up otherwise you'll just end up looking like a deviant.

Anthony: Hey man, I waited up last night until Karen fell asleep and sleepslammed her good.
Phil: Ah cool, serves her right for not sucking on your balls beforehand.
Anthony: Yeah, lucky she didn't wake up because I had my nuts in her arse.

by Anthony Rees September 27, 2007