Speediating

An alternate version of the word speeding, used chiefly by corporate whores, Wifeswap contestants and people with severe retardation (esp. sufferers of Angelman Syndrome).

Angelman Syndrome Sufferer: Is there any way of speediating up the process?

Normal Human Being: No.

by WaywardSun September 8, 2011

Mexican Speedboat

A car so filled with Mexicans that the rear of the car hangs low to the ground giving it the impression of a speedboat speeding across the water.

"Hey did you see that Mexican Speedboat? I think the muffler was sparking."

by Paddy O'Toole October 10, 2011

speedgasm

The climactic rush one experiences when riding something fast that involves risk (i.e. horse, roller coaster, in a car, on a motorcycle), but primarily when driving something fast; almost unavoidable when accelerating in a sports car.

I had about treefiddy speedgasms when I was speeding downtown in dad's ferrari!

by Laura48 May 11, 2006

SpeedyCat

Give you my desire...
"Speedy Cat"
Give you my desire...
Splendid like a fire...

SPEEDYCAT SURE IS SPEEEEEDY!

by SPEEDYCATSPEED January 22, 2009

Cleveland Speedboat

Like the 'Cleveland steamer' you take a dump on your girls chest- then you 'motorboat' her

Barry took a big dump on his girlfriends chest, then he performed a motorboat, resulting in a Cleveland Speedboat

by matty onearly August 25, 2010

Puerto Rican Speedboat

A single-wide trailer with indoor toilet.

Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.

Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.

Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.

by Paddy O'Toole January 5, 2011

speedposting

To write messages on a forum with the speed of a Court clerk using a new reply everytime, Short intervals between posts and ridiculous Amounts(300 posts a day).
Use of the view newpost function is required.

An Example of Speedposting, look at the short intervals in time.
This can go on for hours, So its easy to get 300 a day!

1300 vannelle...G`day.
1300 lynn...Hello
1301 vannelle...well, im fine
1301 daveWL...OIOIOI
1302 vannelle you.
1302 shaggy...Im drunk!
1303 vannelle...ok.
1303 jobz...Bought me a new Vehicle :yes:!
1304 vannelle...What kind?.
1304 l337perv...A Beemer!
1305 vannelle...sure.
1305 denzil...NEIN!
1306 vannelle...Its sunny, 34 degrees celcius.
1306 seniorwhoppy...Bastard!
1307 SpikeBurton...Who has Kids?
1307 Daom...Me, Me, Me
Etc,etc.

by van nelle January 9, 2009