"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
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Get the speed stick mug.The joke is that it is Sneed's Feed and Seed which rhymes but the sign says it was 'formerly Chuck's. Therefore, it is funny because if the store used to be Chuck's then it must have been called Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck in order to maintain the rhyme scheme, but hilariously Feeduck and Seeduck arent actual words in the English language which is funny. Wow the Simpsons is such a great show how did the writers get away with this one
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A speed screen expert will also be observant of the leading car's braking habits. If he/she randomly hits their brakes, it's likely that they've spotted an officer up the road. Their brake lights act as a potential police warning system.
The ideal speed screen is one in which you are sandwiched between two speeding cars, one in front, one in back. The rear car will screen you from flanking police cruisers.
A speed screen expert will also be observant of the leading car's braking habits. If he/she randomly hits their brakes, it's likely that they've spotted an officer up the road. Their brake lights act as a potential police warning system.
The ideal speed screen is one in which you are sandwiched between two speeding cars, one in front, one in back. The rear car will screen you from flanking police cruisers.
Example 1:
Wife: Can you drive faster, we're late.
Husband: I don't want to get a ticket.
Wife: Just use a speed screen you pussy.
Example 2:
Driver: Dude, this guy coming up behind me is flying.
Passenger: That's a perfect speed screen, get behind him and step on it.
Wife: Can you drive faster, we're late.
Husband: I don't want to get a ticket.
Wife: Just use a speed screen you pussy.
Example 2:
Driver: Dude, this guy coming up behind me is flying.
Passenger: That's a perfect speed screen, get behind him and step on it.
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People who don't watch Initial D or don't listen to Eurobeat may find the song "Gay"
People who don't watch Initial D or don't listen to Eurobeat may find the song "Gay"
*takumi *(the main protagonist in the anime) drifts his car*
SPEEDY SPEED BOY! GASOLINE'S IS BURNIN' IN!
SPEEDY SPEED BOY! GASOLINE'S IS BURNIN' IN!
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