Pee wee Herman special

Pee wee Herman special deal at movie theater man personalized butter up your Pop corn with his dick

You want pee wee Herman special for Pop corn

by Kingofdick June 26, 2019

Secondhand Suicide

When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide

You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.

I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.

Man: Hey Dude, what killed man 2?
Man 3: Secondhand Suicide
Man: What's that?

by Your local tsundere May 4, 2021

Ripped him a second asshole

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.

That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.

by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016

second halloween

Down with valentine's day! It is now second Halloween or Halloween 2.0

Let's have a second Halloween instead of valentine's day!

by wickedkitty23 February 5, 2017

Special Military Operation

It's an operation began by Vladolf Putler and its goal is to save the innocent washing machines from the persecution of the Ukrainian Nazis. If Russia didn't have an obsession with cleanliness, the special laundry operation would never have happened.

Special military operation is an honest Russian euphemism for a war of aggression.

by O. W. Tongueincheek February 4, 2023

special investigation branch

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.

In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019

Philly Special

The act of a woman defecating in a man's mouth.

"I'm into some real kinky stuff. Acid-wash jeans, strap-ons, and an occasional Philly Special if the mood strikes me."

by McBackup February 20, 2018