spermulation

1. (verb) To get a group of friends to pile on one person of the same or different gender, so as to symbolize sperm getting to an egg.

Originated by the men at USY HaNegev Encampment 2007.

Jake (to Josh, Jared, Elliott and Amy): Let's "spermulate" Steven!

All: Spermulation! Spermulation! Spermulation!

(They all proceed to pile on top of Steven)

by Steve RR March 12, 2008

Speculationatoryativenousness

(noun) An essay type that after a week talking about in english class, the students still have no idea what to write on, or about

"What were we supposed to write on again?"

"Speculationatoryativenousness"

by bascomstudent December 16, 2011

spermulation

Spermulation, the krunktastic fabulous fantastic amazing process originally postulated by the Unmitigatedly Funkadelic Professor George Clinton, is the communication of funk through hyper-funkitized sperm, colored hot pink and glowing. Causes grooves to reverberate throughout nearby bodies and mass dancing and subsequent spermulation.

Spermulation 101:
Curve dat backbone as you swivel side-to-side
And in-between strokes you can add your slide!
Flam your fingers out or use your fists(For added discotizin' you can robotize yo' wrists)
I don't mean to instigate but change your direction and spermulate!

by Funkmasta Dubya September 19, 2005

Spankulation

A speculation of an event that may occur which results in a session of masturbation.

1: I spent this morning in spankulation about how I was going to fuck Jenny tonight.

by The Vile One July 8, 2012

speculation

When you make a spec out of you, and some guy named lation.

See, that's the thing with speculation. You make a spec out of you, and some guy named lation.

by YHHAWNFTPSHI May 10, 2009

speckulation

A classic "Objection, Your Honor!" reason, this term refers to someone's merely theorizing regarding how/why a less-than-pristine condition came to be.

Attorney: Now, Mr. Jones, did you observe that the traffic light was about to turn red?
Witness: Well, I did see the light turn yellow.
Attorney: But you were in a hurry, eh, and that's why you did not bother to notice that the signal's red lens was spattered with mud?
Opposing attorney: Objection --- speckulation.

by QuacksO December 5, 2021

speakeration

talking to gather information

I will use my speakeration skills to find out the story.

by thelaplander January 13, 2011