SPDS

Shaved Pussy Distraction Syndrome - serious condition requiring much hands on therapy resulting from finding out the girl you are talking to shaves completely and your ability to focus on even the most mundane detail is completely dissolved.

though we have been friends for years now, once I found out Danika was completely shaved I developed a wicked case of SPDS and couldn't hold even the simplest conversation with her without thinking of her naked.

by Ivan Bliminse May 31, 2011

SPD

Severe Pluckage Disorder: people that don't have any eyebrows.

Jacob: Oh man, did you see that girl without any eyebrows?

Sean: Yeah, she has a major case of SPD.

by Irishskater345 April 4, 2007

SPD

If you're anxious,

know that
you are not alone
Its important that
we listen to each other
care
a wave of great grief is heading towards us
we, the ones who survive,
will be responsible for what happens next
we must train our minds now
we must

singing, painting, dancing (SPD) helps me cope with anxiety

by Krkič March 21, 2020

SPD

Small penis disorder

Any one named milo has SPD

by Charlie scott November 9, 2019

SPD

"Stinky Poo Dumpster"-Someone who enjoys receiving Dirty Sanchezes, Rusty Trombones, etc.

Kim is the best SPD I know, it's especially interesting when Vic and Brian are doing the dropping.

by Anka August 23, 2004

SPD

That's SBD not SPD....

That one was Silent But Deadly.

by Anka August 23, 2004

SPD

St. Patrick's Day (March 17)

guy 1: hey, what you doin' Thursday?

guy 2: wearin' green and hittin' the bars, it's SPD.

by opal 3 March 13, 2011