Sparx maths

Think of maths and times that by 10, no pun intended, this is by far the worst torture any child could face. The person who created this was rather the devil himself or just a huge maths geek. They took the child out of childhood. They even put an “x” at the end to try and be funny, haha! This website though, is the biggest waste of my life, you have to write everything down even if you know the answer. Most of the math nerds in my class think it’s great but the small minority of people with common sense (like myself) realise what garbage this website is. if your school just signed up for sparx maths, rest in peace, my friend
“Wanna go to the park

“Sos bro gotta do my Sparx maths”

“Haha, good luck

“It was nice knowing you
by I complain a lot March 29, 2022
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Sparx maths

Maths ever so slightly more painful than hegarty designed to ruin your day
Go to town yeah we chilling innit

Nah bro gotta do my sparx maths
by Dan peely November 9, 2021
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sparx maths

living hell probally the worst homework to exist
"did you do sparx maths in the weekend " " nah noit due in till " proceeds to get thrown into a wall
by mr manequin November 10, 2021
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sparx maths

you think hegarty maths is bad try sparx its much worse so much worse
your sparx maths is not due till friday but you still havent started it (proceeds to get bullied by the teacher for the whole lesson
by mrenyclopedia67465747 November 17, 2021
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Sparx maths

Literal torture and waste of fucking time to the point you're up at 3am on a school night making up for the time lost doing it. Created by a worse descendant of Adolf Shitler. Anyone who says they like it is either lying or brain dead. Actually makes me appreciate Hegarty for once.
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Sparx maths

Something that makes you want to shoot yourself in the balls 17 times and gives clinical depression. This site was created by Hitler and the devil brainstorming worse ways for torture and suffering all I have received from this site is a death wish and pain. Fuck sparx.
Daniel: "oh no I've got Sparx maths due tomorrow"
Brydin: "alright, I'll load the gun"
by Oy Vey 947 December 4, 2023
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Sparx Maths

A website that makes children want to kill themselves people would rather fuck a rabbit than use this fucking website I only use it because my teacher will rape me if not.
Mark:*Checks in on me while I'm doing sparx maths and finds me hanging from a rope*
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