spirtage

when a guy dog ejuculates into a smaller dog!!!!!!!!

"Bark,Bark bark bark.......howlllllllllllllllllll," barked the little dog in spirtage

by billybobob April 13, 2007

kia sportage

Kia sportage most epic 4wd on the tracks mainly used to recover any other 4wd and good for max traction

#kia sportage the best offroad viechle eats all those shit box patrols and navaras

#beast #epic #theultimate4wd

by Little4x4 January 23, 2018

Sparkage

The feeling one experiences before a kiss is imminent.

This feeling of Sparkage comes upon especially with a first kiss and the awkward advances that follow it.

by Ma-Rak February 21, 2009

spattage

The opposite of 'swallowage'. The act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man's jizz-load or cum, after a man ejaculates into a woman's(or man's) mouth, during the act of fellatio or getting a B.J.. Yet, sometimes, accompanied by vomit, as the jizz has actually been ingested and then puked out. Almost synonymous with jizz-spat, though jizz-spat is more of an immediate reaction of spitting out the cum before it reaches the person's stomach.

Girl: 'Slob, slob, slob, slurp, glump, glurg, gulp, CACK!!!'
Guy: 'Hey, slag-face, what's up, no swallowage???

Girl: 'Ewwww, no WAY!!! I would never do something gross like that!'
Guy: 'Well, then, you'd better clean up all that spattage on my expensive shag rug, along with that period blood....slag.'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

smartagent

a person who is genrally an idiot, they usually are so dumb that they are retarded, also very ignorant,

andrew! you are one smartagent cookie!!

by andy drew reever March 18, 2009

sartageous

sartageous is the act of becoming spontaneous and sarcastic and courageous all at once.

Remember Leonidas vs. Xerxes? Leonidas thinks of some crazy shit to say, in the heat of the moment, that makes him look like a badass, and that he had planned it this whole time? Sartageous, man.

by pauly hart January 28, 2019

Sparkage

Sparkage is when two or more people get together and smoke some gas.

Fuckface 1: “Bro do u got Sparkage”
Fuckface 2: “Dialage”
Fuckface 1 : “Ight nah sayin”

by Dialage April 18, 2021