girlboss unicorn sparkle squad

a bunch of cool people who can kick ur nuts

boy: the girlboss unicorn sparkle squad probably so weak. LMFAO

girlboss unicorn sparkle squad: stfu stinky hoe *GIRLBOSS KICK*

boy: *dead*

by mikannnn_ December 18, 2021

Sparkle Cock

When a man gets head from a teenager and her sparkle makeup gets on his dong.

Yo, did you see Bromsa? He had mad sparkle cock from that tween.

by Quillar August 7, 2011

Sparkle Fairy

A new variation of vampires pioneered by the Twilight franchise. They bear minimal resemblance to classical vampires and in many ways are more akin to fairies. One such difference is that they “sparkle” in the sun instead of dying and awesome deaths.

Girl: Oh no! Is that a vampire coming to kill us!

Guy: No don’t worry it’s just a sparkle fairy.

by canadiancolbertfan November 29, 2009

Sparkle Cow

An organized cult-like group of middle-aged and elderly shut-ins, (mostly females) that can suffer from coprophagia, mental afflictions and morbid obesity, all with a shared worship of reality show loser Adam Lambert.

Known to attack at any perceived slight of the object of their devotion. Vicious in large packs.

This crazy Sparkle Cow is freaking out because I said "Adam who"?

by Ragged September 6, 2013

sparkle motion

Phrase that can be used to describe something "awesome."

Originally from the movie "Donnie Darko," where Sparkle Motion was the name of a dance group composed of little girls.

Mr. Mac is my sparkle motion.

by Marie December 28, 2004

sparkle jump rope queen

One of the early stage names for Lana del Rey. Ref. In some of her unreleased songs available on you tube.

" I can be you're sparkle jump rope queen."

by Bellatrixtrash99 August 8, 2017

Sparkle Pony

A high maintenance person at the Burning Man Festival who is unprepared for the harsh camping environment and becomes a burden to their camp-mates.

Burner #1: "Can you believe that Sparkle Pony over there brought 60 costumes but only 2 gallons of water and some ramen noodles?"

Burner#2: "Yeah. They asked me where the food court was located."

by InsertCoolNameHere February 18, 2010