Spar-fucking

The act of having sexual intercourse with someone while employing techniques from the martial arts such as holds, rolls, punches, and kicks.

-Hey man! How was your date with the ninja last night?
-Great! We were spar-fucking all night long!
-I wish I had a someone to spar-fuck.

by Das Ninja December 2, 2009

Fitty From The Spar

A woman who is a fitty who waddles round stomping her feet like she's going to wet herself :D (From Wales)

Oh My God, look at that fitty from the spar

by Bob Dunno October 16, 2010

Red Spar

A Red Spar is a piece of sex equipment used by the Washington Redskins. Some may call it 'just a dildo' but the Redskins have an exclusive rights deal with the maker of 'The Red Spar'.

Jay Gruden caught Robert Griffin III using a Red Spar at halftime and scolded him for not waiting until after the game.

by Penguin Farmer April 22, 2015

Light Spar

The act of agreeing to a round of playful, relaxed, simulated fighting followed by a violent overreaction to any shot landed cleanly.

Ay cuh, let’s have a light spar, I’m not tryna get CTE up in this bih.

by Bigdawgfindawg July 5, 2025

Head Sparkin’

Thinking (as in the firing of neurons)

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Sparx maths

Whenever i open sparx maths my internal organs rearrange themselves- a rat carcass falls out of my PC onto the ground with an ear-aching thud- Satan himself crawls to the deepest corner of hell, just to hide. This isn't even evil at this point, it is malicious, systemic child abuse. Whatever created sparx maths is the 2nd coming of Hitler, yes he is back from the dead. it always has 10 tasks, not so bad? well each "task" is filled with like 20 items, and did i mention, it MAKES you write all the questions down- and then it quizzes you randomly on the questions- and NO-ONE gets the pain, I literally told my mother about my pain and she literally told me "I don't give a shit." what. the. fuck. Sparx maths will bully you to a point of depression which from you cannot come back. Fuck Sparx, fuck life, fuck everyone, fuck you. THERE IS NO HOPE- GOD HAS LEFT US

"wow i sure do fucking hate sparx maths"

"same"

by eolgoj\iofsjg November 1, 2022

sparklefluff

Confusion created by using a made up word in your domain name.
For example: SparkleFluff

Net Usr 1: I couldn't find that domain you told me about, what was the name?
Net User2: Too much sparklefluff, I guess. The name was Barkenator.com

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky May 4, 2016