Spatule

A small man satchel, used to store spatulas. Perfect for the traveling chef!

"Hey John, is that a purse?"

"No, it's just my spatule!"

"What the hell man?"

by DMoore2793 April 4, 2015

Spitzleized

When you taste the spit of anothers in your drink

Kyle:Can i drink some water from your water bottle
Kent:Sure kyle
Kyle:Thanks *Guzzles water*
Kent:*Grabd bottle to drink some* DAMNIT KYLE YOU SPITZLEIZED MY DRINK..... Ugh ill have to refill it

by TreeHuggies August 30, 2016

Spazzle

1. To be used in lovestruck circumstances, when nothing else comes to mind.
2. When you have an outer body experience and no words can describe how you feel.
3. A strong connection between two people.
4. While napping, a sudden jerky movement, but still remaining very smooth and fluid.
5. An alternative to yes; a very enthused proclamation.
6. The sound made by sucking in excess saliva in a loving way.

1. Tanner: I love you
Caitlin: Spazzle!

2. Caitlin: I want to bottle you up in put you in my heart
Tanner: Spazzle!

3. Tanner: When I'm with you I feel so...
Caitlin: Spazzle!

4. Tanner: ZzZzZZzzZZzZZ....
Caitlin: Awww, I love sleeping next to you and feeling your spazzles!

5. Tanner: Did you see the moon last night?
Caitlin: Spazzle!

6. Tanner: Then I took her in the back room and had my way with her!
Zenobia: {Spazzle!}
Caitlin: SPAZZLE!

by ttime5115 August 15, 2007

spattle

to have a big row or fight

lets have a spattle coz u r annoying me

by bethan binks February 7, 2007

Spazzle

To dazzle an individual or crowd with one's ability to act like a complete and utter spaz.

'Geez, I really managed to spazzle my boss at the work Christmas party last night- I got so shitfaced that I tried to covertly relieve myself in a coke bottle under the dinner table. In hindsight it was pretty ambitious to think that the poo would have been able to get through the coke bottle neck..'

by Anonymous submissions December 20, 2017

spazzle

The female equivalent of semen; technical term for a girl's "love juice".

Once we were finished up, I handed her a towel to clean up any excess semen or spazzle.

by King Nautilus April 17, 2009

Spazzle

1. A shit razzle-dazzler.

2. A person who, when asked to do something, fails to complete an instruction in the most stupid way possible.

Did you see John trying to sell those stolen watches down Islington Market?
Yeah, I heard he sold nothing the spazzle.

Alex could you please make some toast?
How did you manage to burn the toast and leave it cold at the same time you spazzle.

by MonkLad September 4, 2019