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South American Alligator Chomp 

First, venture deep into South America and find that bangin' South American girl we all dream of. Now you found her, follow these simple instructions. While receiving oral sex from your partner, stick your thing all the way down her throat. Gently cup their chin as if you were going to pick her head up and kiss her. Place the other hand just above the forehead almost as if you were going to say, "shoulda had a V8." Next, simultaneously push her jaw together in a chomping motion while your penis is still in their mouth. Finally, blow your load of bloody jizz into her mouth. There you have it, the South American Alligator Chomp.
Roscoe: I was fuckin' around in the Amazon the other day and I saw this hella fine Venezuelan bitch.

Jeremiah: You tap dat shit?

Roscoe: Nah, she just gave me the South American Alligator Chomp.

Jeremiah: Tight!

Black Man: Stop talkin like you black, nigga yo name is Jeremiah fo niggas sake.
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south.american_baby 

south.american_baby is a semi famous tik tok girl . Her most liked tik tok got 160k likes and her real name is Jasmyn . Her bio has a brazilian πŸ‡§πŸ‡·and japaneseπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ flag suggesting her nationality. Another blasian tik toker smh
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South American sunburn 

When a man twists you dick into another shade of red
Man that was the best South American Sunburn I've every had !
South American sunburn by Edgy2002 February 17, 2017

south american summer 

Where a bunch of people smoke pot and get hammered then go streaking and pulling pranks on people
James and his friends gathered to participate in a South American summer

South American Splint

A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.
"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"
South American Splint by Hungzo October 5, 2017

South American Soup Bowl 

The act of taking bowling hot soup (normally chicken noodle, egg drop, cheese and broccoli, etc.) and pouring it into a females vagina, then eating it with a spoon. The sound produced by the female after having this performed is similar to the Guanaco, which is an animal native to south america, hence the name South American Soup Bowl.
Ethan: "I heard you gave Sally a South American Soup Bowl last night."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."

South American Snow 

Person 1: Bro do you know where I can get some of that South American Snow?
Person 2: Yeah bro, just like the name insists the best ones are in Columbia or Peru.
South American Snow by lilauss November 6, 2021