shiny sousaphone

An improved rusty trombone. It is a maneuver similar to a 69, but instead one participant performs a rusty trombone while receiving oral gratification. The name is derived from how one partner is "wrapped" around the other being played like a sousaphone. Preferably one of the performers is standing.

Steve slipped a disk the other day when he received a shiny sousaphone from Shannon the other night.

by napoleon bonerhard November 9, 2012

Rusty sousaphone

A Rusty Sousaphone is a Rusty Tuba performed on a man who is incredibly well endowed.

My boyfriend is hung like John Holmes and I gave him a Rusty Sousaphone last night.

by CGHDun December 1, 2021

Susaphone

1. You do not know how to spell sousaphone and ended up here.
2. You are thinking too much about Among Us and mashed sousaphone and sus together.

Guy: Yooo look at that susaphone!
John Philip Sousa: Susaphone? It's sousaphone, you idiot.

by Jacobsf September 12, 2021

sassaphone

an imaginary phone that pertains to someone's sassy attitude.

Derek was very rude to the teacher, so Jessie said, "Ring, Ring." And Whitney said, "Derek, it's for you; your sassaphone is ringing."

or

Josh was in a bad mood, and was very edgy so Emily told him to hang up his sassaphone.

by j.stizzle April 3, 2010

SouljaPhone

The phone Chris has.

Aye look at that nigga from Canarsie!

The one with MetroPCS?!

Yeah. I heard he got that SouljaPhone too.

by bungus348 September 29, 2020

Susaphone

The most epic/stupid instrument in marching band. People who play it are either ridiculously skinny or morbidly obese, and have some sort of character disorder. The players are slightly insane, because the instrument weighs about 40 pounds, and it rests directly on a single shoulder for the majority of a 3-5 hour practice.

Good players talk about playing riddiculously loud, and how the susa's suck, and how if they had contra's they'd be much better.

That susaphone player's a real duchebag.

by Vivasol October 2, 2011

Souphaphone

The term when someone does not like their real name so they ask to be called something else.

This kid named Joseph wanted to be called kyle... just another souphaphone.

by 69Tekashi August 31, 2018