Soup-sandwich

A military term that describes the way a serviceman's uniform, or haircut looks.

"Recruit, what the hell is up with your hair, it looks like a fucking soup-sandwich!"

"Airman Langendorfer, you've got to be shitting me, your shoes look like a soup-sandwich!"

by NatePD May 18, 2010

soup sandwich

something that is so fucked up, that it reaches an impossible degree that its compared to a sandwich made out of soup.

dave peeing in that gurls but was more fucked up then a soup sandwich

by jim nasty April 4, 2005

soup sandwitch

imagine your faviort soup between two slices of bread.A military term describing a solider or cadet that is sloppy and all fucked up.

cadet: (reports for inspection with his shirt untucked)
superiour: wtf is wrong with you cadet your a fucking soup sandwitch

by snafu19082 June 27, 2009

soup-sandwich

adj. The quality of being entirely screwed up. See also ate-up.

What the hell is this? You call this a car? The tires are flat, the engine block is cracked, and the left turn signal doesn't work. It's soup-sandwich.

by eidechse July 4, 2004

soup sandwich

"Impossible"

Refers to something that is impossible or messed up beyond belief.

Used Extensively in the US Navy and US Army.

Johnson's fucked up like a soup sandwhich.

This whole fucking operation is a soup sandwhich.

by DGunner71 September 15, 2005

Soup Sandwich

A bad situation.

That paint job was fucked up like a Soup Sandwich

by Freddy All December 29, 2015

Soup Sandwich

A kid that lives across from me that has complete and utter disregard for personal hygiene, constantly smells of decomposing skin and bacteria, eats ogre style, leaving his hands drenched in ranch dressing, never cleans his laundry and wears filthy clothing. This individual does not have the ability to interact well with others due to his slow slurred speech, and wandering eyes. This individual is balding, and the hair he does have, resembles animal fur. He is truly "lost in the sauce"

"Dude, you have ranch dressing all over you hands and face! Your a complete soup sandwich!"

by Bob Sakamano April 28, 2005