souch

Souch: n. Pain inflicted on the sack (see sack) by means of any number of relatively hard objects, i.e. flick, whack, kick, angry girlfriend, drunken buddy, or by a thrown missile, i.e. t.v. remote

v. to inflict pain on another's sack by means listed above.

Can also be used as an adjective or adverb. Very versatile.

"This hurts real bad", thought Tim after leaving himself open to an unsuspecting souch by a lurking friend at the bar; OR "I'm so going to souch you", thought Matt, observing his buddy leaning back, hitting on a cutie, and yet exposing his genitalia to attack.

by Metzenwahler May 08, 2005

souch

When one gets hit, punched, kicked, flicked, or otherwise has any type of physical harm done to ones anatomy. (male only)

Todd was souched by Marvin.

by Jeff May 05, 2005

souch

a sofa and a couch together but the o has to come from sofa

go sleep on the souch

by we are special narwhals September 25, 2011

souch

To sew a sweater onto a couch.

Grandma was world-renowed for her amazing ability to souch 3 or more couches at once.

by JSammy November 04, 2013

Souch

Something that is a lil too good

Man his clothes are so souch

by Cautious Conscience April 26, 2021

Souch

A combination of the words So and Much.
I'm pretty sure I invented this because I make this typo all the time while texting my SO.
We now use it on purpose all the time.

"ILY souch"

"ILY souch too, bb "

by Mac n Bees July 17, 2018

El Souch

Chief of Operations who occasionally partakes in fucknuterie, but friends generally allow it due to his blatant disregard for other's response to his thrusts of homosexuality, which he imposes on most any "next man".

Son: Mother what is that guy doing to "next man"
Mother: Son don't point! You don't El Souch to violate your bum.

by kimo26 February 11, 2024