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bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.
Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.
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sophisticat 

A sophisticated, super cool cat who can make this face --> :3
A dude: "Look at that guy! He's such a sophisticat."
Another dude: "Dude yea he is! Look at his face!"
Sophisticat: ":3"

Sophistifuture 

A style or aesthetic of crisp shades of grey and minimalism, giving off a feeling of aristocratic cash money.
Sophistifuture, indeed
Sophistifuture by Incongrue November 24, 2021

Sophisticated 

The opposite behavior of 98% of the population below age 21.

Sophistication is a mix of knowing when a joke's over, caring somewhat about the consequences of your actions, talking about something of reasonable importance, having a good dose of common sense, not letting your immediate reactions control your life, knowing how much information is TOO much information, and not wearing wearing your jeans lower than your underwear.
Sophistiated: "Hi, Jenna. It's great to hear from you again! Yes, I'd love to come over for dinner, thanks. 6:30 works perfectly. I'll see you there!"

Unsophisticated. "Oh em gee. JENNA! Wow...like...WOW. I can so so not believe it's you, like, omigosh! Can I like...stop by or something? 'Cause my ex is in town, and he's SOOOOOOOOOO annoying. Like, stalker-ish annoying. It's sort of freaky -- hey, hello?! Like, are you still there?"

Sophisticated e-mail: Ms. Thompson, I will not be in your 4th period history class today because of an illness I've contracted. Can you please send the homework assignment to me? Thanks, Corina.

Unsophisticated e-mail: ummmmmmmmm hi ms t this is corina and im sick so liek i cant come to class and i need the hw k bai
Sophisticated by Just somebody. February 21, 2007

Sophistiratchet 

a person of highly educated pedigree (academically, socially & otherwise). Fluent in various forms of public etiquette yet is equally knowledgeable of the latest trap music , updated on most prime-time ratchet cable programs & conversant in the tongue of ratchet.
A sophistiratchet would make the perfect spouse for a corporate hood person.
Sophistiratchet by quba3603 January 7, 2013

Sophistefunk 

A combination of sophisticated and funky.

so⋅phis⋅ti⋅cat⋅ed
–adjective
1. (of a person, ideas, tastes, manners, etc.) altered by education, experience, etc., so as to be worldly-wise; not naive: a sophisticated young socialite.

funk⋅y
–adjective
1. stylish and modern in an unconventional way, characterized by originality and individuality; new or unconventional.

The e is also replaced with a schwa, the flip side of the e, the most common letter in English. The schwa as a symbol that permeates the language and serves to connect two different words and/or ideas.
Style is not a purple suit or flashy jewelry. Staying classic while trying something new is sophistefunk.

sophista-roni

Not only is she the special kinda girl that makes your daddy feel proud that Bobby Brown sings about falling in love with, but she is smart, sexy, strong, classy and independent. She's got her own thing and that's why the boys love her!
Shorty's goin to school, got a job, car, house, and she's fine as hell!

Word! She's straight up sophista-roni.
sophista-roni by tiffyt-pain September 26, 2010