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After a night of binge drinking with the boys and a late-night stop at his ex-girls house, Josh woke up feeling like he was crushed by the serial crusher... this is truly a Soimer.
by JoshStoneMantana March 18, 2009
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by pole dinnner March 11, 2011
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2. Reference to one that has an unclean, fecally soiled anal region.
2. Reference to one that has an unclean, fecally soiled anal region.
1. Stan is a chronic wanker a s he always impresses his friends by showing them how his soiled sock is so stiff that it can stand up on its own.
2. Carl picked up a prostitute for some anal sex but had to settle for a handy when her smell revealed she had a soiled sock and he wasn't about to poke that hole.
2. Carl picked up a prostitute for some anal sex but had to settle for a handy when her smell revealed she had a soiled sock and he wasn't about to poke that hole.
by Eaton Holgoode January 4, 2016
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by Albert Chodeman May 20, 2011
Get the Dildo Socket mug.1. When something goes terribly wrong that had exceptionally high expectations associated with it.
2. Being bummed out or depressed by a disappointment or anticlimax.
3. Wanting something and not getting it or getting an inferior version of it.
4. An anticlimax, a letdown
5. Defeat
2. Being bummed out or depressed by a disappointment or anticlimax.
3. Wanting something and not getting it or getting an inferior version of it.
4. An anticlimax, a letdown
5. Defeat
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"Oh man, there's this girl I really like and I thought she was into me too, but she just soaked my sandwich."
"This deal went south and it just soaked my sandwich."
"Yo man, you're like a brother to me, and then you treat me like that, you just soaked my sandwich"
"Yeah, dude, the party was on, and then the cops showed and everybody dropped it, . . . it just soaked my sandwich real bad."
by Sapidpaean January 15, 2009
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