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Sososexual 

A person, usually a politician, who sides with any sexual orientation in order to gain political favor and get more votes. Is not confined to any sexual preference, but buy opinion only.
Candidate 1: "I think I will run for office this year. Run for president, governor, mayor or something..."

Candidate 2: "You think you can win any of the Homosexual voters over?"

Candidate 1: "Oh yes!, because I am Sososexual, so whomever is the vast majority of the class at the time, gets my approval."
Sososexual by Webster Poindexter October 20, 2012

Sootsexual 

It's like Dreamsexual, but instead of Dream, it's Wilbur. Yes, this is a real thing. I shit you not.
Dumbass: Hey guys guess what? I'm Sootsexual!
Their friends, family, Jesus, Satan, the holy spirit itself: We're disowning you.
Sootsexual by Samxboo April 2, 2022

Sophosexual 

One who is sexually attracted to individuals who are intellegent.
A: So, have you met anyone you're intersested in?
B: Well, i have a little crush on my english prof.
A: Seriously!? He/She is so old.
B: I'm a sophosexual, so ofcourse i have an afinity to Dr.s and professors.
Sophosexual by totalsophophile December 18, 2009

solosexual 

"'For people who have a sexual attraction to Han Solo and nobody else.'" - urban dictionary, probably. " - u/Gryhmace
that guy from starwars gets me so turned on , i think i might be a solosexual
solosexual by omfgidk September 20, 2022

suhosexual 

Someone who is only attracted to Suho Lee from True Beauty
Person 1: Omg that guy over there is so hot you should go talk to them
Person 2: Nah im suhosexual
Person 1: What!?!
Person 2: Suhosexual
Person 1: *turns around and walks away slowly*
suhosexual by anonymous February 9, 2021

suhosexual 

Someone who is attacked to Suho Lee from True Beauty
Person 1: Hey you should go talk to that guy over there.
Person 2: Nah I'm suhosexual.
Person 1: What!?!
Person 2: Suhosexual
Person 1: *turns around and walks away slowly*
suhosexual by anonymous February 9, 2021