Sodding Mary

A cocktail similar to a Bloody Mary, but a little ruder. First mentioned by Stephen Fry in the last episode in season four of the British comedy show "A bit of Fry and Laurie". (With "Ruder" they are of course not meaning literally, since this would be very horrible. I mean, a drink that starts insulting you. That's pretty damn scary if you ask me. I'd shit my pants in fear if i ordered a drink and it started insulting me. well, I would be scared, and then insulted, obviously, but if.... whoops, seems I got a bit sidetracked....)

To make it "Ruder" you could:

A) serve it a bit insulting, like intentionally spill some on your customer, or spit in it before serving it, or just don't serve it at all.

Or you can B) add something not normally featured in the Bloody Mary-recipe, like absinthe or tequila.

you can also C) if you feel like combining A and B you can add some high quality crack, since this can be considered quite rude, especially if your unfortunate customer overdoses and dies.

-Would you like a Sodding Mary?
-A what?
-A Sodding Mary. it's like a Bloody Mary but a bit ruder.
-Oh, Ok.
-here you go.
*Punch in face*

by Travis Tee2 February 27, 2010

Sodding From the Block

An expression that essential means, get fucked

Steve:"You lucky little muppet!"
Mike:"Yeah mate, sodding from the block"

by hatchflash March 11, 2022

Sodding Cunt

When a woman's vagina has a urinary tract infection after being penetrated anally, without the man washing his dick first.

"He didn't wash his dick before fucking me. I hope I don't get a sodding cunt."

by diongham November 8, 2011

sodding tic-tac

A twat

That lecturer didn't plan the lecture properly and diddnt communicate, they are a sodding Tic-tac

by MillieSus49 April 26, 2023

silk sodding

cumming on a someone.

I want you to silk sod all over my face!

"Oh my God, you should have seen this girl I silk sodded all over".

I love silk sodding on girls.

by Natasha Nation July 27, 2010

sodringer

when a girl masturbates with a soda bottle and ejaculates (girl style) into it and then someone drinks it..

I just sodringered that girl.

by Andrew and George February 15, 2004

smodding

The art of simultaneously fake smiling and nodding when asked to perform a task that you consider to be unnecessary, counter productive, or excessive, and you know that management won't listen to your valid viewpoint.

Not generally used in a sentence. It's just a slow deliberate motion to resign yourself to the futility of trying to be innovative in a bureaucratic system.

Manager -"Hey Jim, the paper we use isn't made in an environmentally friendly way, can you destroy it all and order 'green' paper"
Jim- (Smodding)

by Zamial March 26, 2017