socktavoid

The place where the other sock goes some time during the washing cycle. Litterally a back hole.

Miss matched pairs are a result of the socktavoid phenomenon

by Missy Elliot November 7, 2005

Socktapus

The great octopus-like god ruling over dungeoneers in the world of warcraft. Tributes, prayer, and wearing of fealty tabards ensure his goodwill.

The great Socktapus did not look favorably on the mage and gave her a roll of 3 for her shoulder trinket token.

by Shutyerpiehole November 26, 2011

sockanut

a word to describe someone stupidity

your such a sockanut!

by cheeseheadfingernut November 3, 2020

sockmando

Sockmando: when someone with a penis and testicles runs out of clean underwear, and in a fix that person simply slips a sock over all their junk, otherwise nothing else. Similar to "going commando" except with the addition of a sock.

Also known as, "Otherwise going commando but with one sock."

"John could not find clean boxers this morning, so he decided to go sockmando."

by J-BlueGreen June 20, 2023

Sockwanker

A guy who obsessively likes to vigorously masturbate inside socks,

Normally used as an insult to guys you expect are real Sockwankers.

"Hey Billy you Sockwanker"

" Did you fill any socks last night Spencer? you Sockwanker"

by Repet July 15, 2024