sobriety

the state in which everything sucks.

"fuck man, this sobriety thing bites...i can remember everything, and walk...and speak clearly!"

by Adalae September 8, 2007

Moment of Sobriety

The moment when your mind clears of all effects of any substances in order to deal with a serious issue or problem

I was struck with a Moment of Sobriety when the cops came knocking at that party.

by O'Higgins September 14, 2008

Sobrietarily Disconnected

Fuckin Wasted

I saw Gomez playing beersbie with that ramtard Ben VonDubya....they were both so sobrietarily disconnected, I think they shit themselves.

by GomezGomezGomezGomezGomez June 3, 2010

Sobriety Lights

The lights which are turned on in a bar or nightclub at or shortly before closing time so as the staff can see to clean up and to give the patrons the signal to leave. These can be either a specific set of lights or simply the general lighting in the building.

"How was your night?"
"Not bad - we stayed at the pub until the sobriety lights came up and we had to head out."

by Das Frettchen December 12, 2012

California Sobriety

California Sobriety or California Sober is defined as a form of Harm Reduction that excludes the use of all drugs including alcohol and only utilizes Marijuana and Plant Medicines in Moderation.

Want to get drunk?

No thank you. I quit alcohol last year. I only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called California Sober, California Sobriety, or Cali Sober.

by Soberisdope April 1, 2021

Sobriety

A brain left to decide without influences.

"A drunk man's words may be a sober man's thoughts, but the thought to keep one's mouth shut isn't makes sobriety not the worst thing."

by WhatYouThinkVWhatYouKnow June 4, 2020

fake sobriety

When someone is drinking/drugging but they claim to everyone else that they have been sober since xx/xx/xx date.

Joe had everyone fooled when he told them at the A.A. meeting that he had been sober for 5 years. No one knew about his fake sobriety.

by mcJoo July 7, 2008