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Supplebutt

The raw tender period that your anus goes through after you have a violent bowel movement, resulting in tenderness of the anus where you cannot sit down for a few minutes following. You must stand still and wait for the feeling to go away.
"Guys, I can't sit down yet, I have Supplebutt"

"I will have a seat once my Supplebutt goes away"

"Oh man, I've got serious Supplebutt, give me a few minutes to recover before we go anywhere"
by Girts June 26, 2008
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Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.
Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?
by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010
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Supple

To denote the softness of some ones skin.

used in a creepy manner. Usually somebody tells another person they have supple skin.
Hey Avia! Your skin is so supple, come and take a walk with me.

Stop calling me supple, it is creepy!

Your skin is so supple.

Jennifer, you have really supple hands.
by Aierwin March 14, 2022
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Semen Supplements

The cum loads a wife acquires while her husband is out of town on business or any extended length of time.
Baby, I wasn't really cheating on you, I was simply taking semen supplements because you were out of town for so long and you didn't leave any for me in a bowl like you promised you would.
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
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Snapple Cap Speech

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.
Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.
by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009
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Ghetto Snapple

The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.
Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”
by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019
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Supple Milk

Supple milk is the rarest of all milks. It is found in the supple breast of young women. It is highly sought after by most young men. It is also a real treat to taste. Any guy who can say he has sipped milk straight from the supple teat is a lucky man.
Lachie: "So did you get any action last night?"
James: "Yeah I copped a breastfeeding"
Charlie: "Supple Milk!"
by Putemupcunt August 9, 2016
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