Portuguese Snowblower

A presumably sexual act done in the back of a Land Rover.

“On Monday we dot chest, because if you want a thick chick giving you a Portuguese Snowblower in the back of her Land Rover, your pecks better be swole.”

by Blakerblock January 20, 2023

Filthy Snowblower

The act of blowing cocaine into someone's anus with a straw, and then snorting it back out.

"I did the filthy snowblower with a stripper the other day. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away."

by J-Unit138 October 21, 2012

Nigger Snowblower

When a person is too lazy to shovel their driveway so they just drive over it a bunch of times in their ghetto cruiser to flatten it out, often getting stuck at the end of it.

"Hey, did you see the neighbor try to use his nigger snowblower? He got stuck so bad it took 4 people to push him out!"

by TheManwiththePlanhellyeah December 19, 2008

Snowblower Slushi

When a girl is giving a guy a bj in the snow and he cums and it semi-freezes from the cold. The cold makes it like a frozen slushi.

Last night I was with Chantal and we wanted to try something new so I gave her a snowblower slushi.

by TRX534 October 17, 2009

Columbian snowblower

When your place cocaine on your partners asshole and they fart the pile into your face

I hung out with Ashley last night and she gave me a Columbian snowblower.

by LittleDbigBs March 31, 2023

snowboarding

One of the greatest sports ever invented. Combines some of the most amazing aspects of nature with high speed, technical skill and bliss.

Snowboarding is as good as sex

by brendan March 20, 2004

Fucking Snowboarder

A term used in anger against someone for any of the following reasons:

1: They are on a snowboard whilst being a dick.

2: They are on a snowboard and acting like they own the whole mountain.

3: They are on a snowboard.

It's pretty easy to say this at just about anyone on a snowboard, because a large amount of snowboarders act like dicks. But sometimes, on the rarest of purple moons, the snowboarder may turn out to be a kind and considerate person. This, however, will not defeat slope discrimination.

Guy 1: "Look at that asshole. Going off those jumps, thinking he's so cool."
Guy 2: "Yeah... Fuckin snowboarder."

*Skier crashes into Snowboarder from behind*
Skier: "God dammit, you fucking cunt!! Get out of the way and pay attention next time!!"
Bystander: "Fucking snowboarder!!"

by James Scarper March 30, 2012