When drivers react to a snow event in ways that prove Darwin wrong, including but not limited to abandoning cars all over the roads in travel lanes, creating a slow-motion, slippery slalom for other drivers, stopping at the foot of a slushy hill to make it almost impossible for themselves or the cars behind to climb, accelerating to nowhere but sideways into other cars, and rigorously stomping on the brakes just late enough to lock them for the same sad sideways effect. Sadly, it seems most likely to happen in the greater DC area.
January 26, 2011 was a snowbacle in DC with a remarkable number of drivers making a laudable effort to remove themselves from the gene pool, but sadly trapping many others on area roads for hours and hours.
by Age&Treachery January 27, 2011
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No one knows how her family were captured or who captured them but it's a funny story in some cases. However, if one's friend/family/boy or girl friend was snowjacked and they asked for help from someone, most will either freak out or regurgitate.
No one knows how her family were captured or who captured them but it's a funny story in some cases. However, if one's friend/family/boy or girl friend was snowjacked and they asked for help from someone, most will either freak out or regurgitate.
by Mariposa24 July 8, 2012
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by yyyyy766666gggg777ggg July 5, 2012
Get the Snowjacked mug.A large, well nourished female from Colorado. She can cook hotdogs, Chef Boyardee, and Pizza Rolls. The remaining 99.343% of foodstuff must be obtained via dining out. The Snowmack is incapable of mastering gravity. Slips, falls, sprains, broken bones, contusions, abrasions and bruises result in opioid pain medications and contraptions to allow for mobility. She cannot work, yet the snowlings are in daycare so she can heal via daily Facebooking for sympathy.
The Snowmack also includes a complimentary husband that was cornered or trapped into the relationship. Most snowmacks that have been identified live with their in laws, and bitch consistently about sub standard living conditions even though the in laws charge no rent. Usually far left leaning in the political arena, the Snowmack will preach to any-all social justice warriors about ethics and morals. This preaching is accomplished while the snowlings are in daycare and she has quality time to research CNN, MSNBC, or Huffington Post.
Do not attempt to use a Snowmack as a replacement for Uber or a yellow cab. This will result in watching the Snowmack receive a DUI and attempt to place the blame on anyone within a 2.65 mile perimeter of the field Sobriety test location.
Attempts to change the method of thinking has not been successful. In standard laboratory testing, algae scored a higher on simple, logic based questions. Science has determined it may be possible to repair the damage in the Far future.
The Snowmack also includes a complimentary husband that was cornered or trapped into the relationship. Most snowmacks that have been identified live with their in laws, and bitch consistently about sub standard living conditions even though the in laws charge no rent. Usually far left leaning in the political arena, the Snowmack will preach to any-all social justice warriors about ethics and morals. This preaching is accomplished while the snowlings are in daycare and she has quality time to research CNN, MSNBC, or Huffington Post.
Do not attempt to use a Snowmack as a replacement for Uber or a yellow cab. This will result in watching the Snowmack receive a DUI and attempt to place the blame on anyone within a 2.65 mile perimeter of the field Sobriety test location.
Attempts to change the method of thinking has not been successful. In standard laboratory testing, algae scored a higher on simple, logic based questions. Science has determined it may be possible to repair the damage in the Far future.
I see we are adding a Snowmack to the group. You do realize this will cause issues with everyone that can count past 10?
Shit. It looks like the Snowmack has decided to let everyone know that Colorado was so much nicer to convicted Felons.
Whoa! Look man, don’t be a Snowmack. You know I was just kidding about Obama.
Shit. It looks like the Snowmack has decided to let everyone know that Colorado was so much nicer to convicted Felons.
Whoa! Look man, don’t be a Snowmack. You know I was just kidding about Obama.
by Kettlepotblack June 22, 2018
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I drank WAY too much last night; woke up, looked in the mirror and my eyes looked like “two pissholes in a snowbank!”
by dmillswvu82 January 28, 2023
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by KyreaniS December 31, 2018
Get the And I fucked em right in the snowbank mug.When you lay-out someone who is being a dick. Usually said in places with snow. Its said when your buddy is being a douche so you put him in his place.
by KyreaniS December 31, 2018
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