verb. to fake snoring so that your boyfriend/spouse/significant other will think that you are asleep and therefore will no longer have to listen to his/her rambling on about his/her horrible day.
The other night she was going on and on about something and I just couldn't help it, I just had to snorf just so make her shut up!
by Rhiana October 11, 2007
by RunawayTra1n August 02, 2018
that game waitresses play when they wait until right after you've taken a large bite of food to ask you how your food is
Dude, I'd just shoved half of that omelette in my face when the waitress came over and asked if she could get me anything else! It took me two minutes before I could answer. I hate it when they use snorfing on you.
by ami413 July 27, 2013
I have just used generic female names for the purpose of this example.
Gabby: oh man dude you look so good i could almost snorf YA (;;;
Jasmine: dang dude thanx. no homo?
Gabby: It's 2018 jasmine. pro homo
Jasmine: bro
Gabby: bro
Gabby: oh man dude you look so good i could almost snorf YA (;;;
Jasmine: dang dude thanx. no homo?
Gabby: It's 2018 jasmine. pro homo
Jasmine: bro
Gabby: bro
by falsegoddess October 05, 2018
When you are drinking a drink (usually beer) and at the same time someone makes you laugh and your beer comes out your nose and you snorf everywhere.
by sirkular November 06, 2009
1. an exclamatory word used when you think something is too adorable for words.
2. it can also be used when realizing a mistake
2. it can also be used when realizing a mistake
by B.Rad September 09, 2008
by Squirrel Rubber September 09, 2014