Snorf

A load of jizz on a pile of shit

Pete said , "this work package isn't worth a Snorf ".

by Squirrel Rubber September 9, 2014

Snorf

To eat very quickly and messily. Like snort, except involving food.

"She snorfed the last piece of pie."

Or,

"I snorf the slarf and then I horf."

by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

Snorf

Snorf

verb: Snorfed, Snorfing, Snorfs

To shoplift a small item by hiding it up the nose.

"Dude, I bet you I can snorf those marbles."

"She snorfed until her nose bled."

"I got caught snorfing paper clips again."

"If he snorfs that he will never get it out."

by Sean the Snorf Dude September 13, 2008

Snorf

Person who sniffs bicycle seats

That guy is a Snorf, he was always smelling random bicycle seats at the commons in school.

by Blade 110 June 7, 2022

Snorf

A made up word that Lifering used in Inanimate Insanity Invitational episode 10

Manhaters, and what do they do, they snorf!

by Woba Woba December 5, 2022

snorf

oposite of safe, can asign it to a person meaning he is a loser, or if something goes wrong, or a dislike to something. can be asigned to a group of benders by adding unit.

"this cheese is snorf"
"grr, snorf"
"you are snorf"
"here comes snorf crew"
"snoooooorf"

by T man June 13, 2005

snorf

when giant squids take in prey.

Also appliquable to jellyfish.

Steve was snorfed by the giant squid.

by jawsvsclaws May 27, 2011