snorf

verb. to fake snoring so that your boyfriend/spouse/significant other will think that you are asleep and therefore will no longer have to listen to his/her rambling on about his/her horrible day.

The other night she was going on and on about something and I just couldn't help it, I just had to snorf just so make her shut up!

by Rhiana October 26, 2007

Snorf

A very large sniff. Too much to be a sniff. Not enough time to be considered smelling.

You gotta come snorf this.

by RunawayTra1n August 2, 2018

snorfing

that game waitresses play when they wait until right after you've taken a large bite of food to ask you how your food is

Dude, I'd just shoved half of that omelette in my face when the waitress came over and asked if she could get me anything else! It took me two minutes before I could answer. I hate it when they use snorfing on you.

by ami413 September 1, 2013

Snorf

To snorf is to have gay sex.

I have just used generic female names for the purpose of this example.

Gabby: oh man dude you look so good i could almost snorf YA (;;;
Jasmine: dang dude thanx. no homo?
Gabby: It's 2018 jasmine. pro homo
Jasmine: bro
Gabby: bro

by falsegoddess October 4, 2018

Snorf

When you are drinking a drink (usually beer) and at the same time someone makes you laugh and your beer comes out your nose and you snorf everywhere.

Quit making me snorf!

by sirkular November 6, 2009

Snorf

1. an exclamatory word used when you think something is too adorable for words.
2. it can also be used when realizing a mistake

look at that puppy....snorf!

by B.Rad October 23, 2008

Snorf

A load of jizz on a pile of shit

Pete said , "this work package isn't worth a Snorf ".

by Squirrel Rubber September 9, 2014