snookie

A crazy drunk bitch that is also known as a guidette that is deseperate and will do anything to get a penis on her vigina.

Girl: I am fucking drunk and horny right now. I want to have sex with you.
Guy: hell no!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you are such a snookie

by Fucking hate the Jersey Shore November 24, 2010

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snookie

one who is short and on the stouter side, and wears hair with a big pouf in front of 'do.

hey snookie, wats up?

dont call me that!

by laxer21 April 1, 2010

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Slang for a particular type of girl. Typically "snookies" are characterized by outrageous behaviors such as: constant drunken states, promising others sexual favors on your behalf over the loud speaker at a bar, degrading you in front of your peers, taking your virginity then never speaking to you again, pretending your not standing next to her as she makes fun of you, cares more about snakes than people, may or may not have a soul, loves heavy metal, hates puppies, is dead inside, etc.
Warning! While it is best to avoid any contact with a snookie, if you find yourself in the presence one, do NOT refer to her as "snookie", for "snookie" is a derogatory word and physical and/or psychological harm may result.

"That Melissa girl thinks the Holocaust is funny." -Jerrod
"What do you expect from a snookie?" - Jackie
"Snookies...pfff." - Jerrod

by TheMayor83 June 9, 2010

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