SNOETRY

SNOETRY is “any image or phrase drawn or written in the snow”. It does not have to make sense or rhyme... It can be clever, or not. At the very least, it can be a random happy face on a snowy car windshield... Or it can be a huge I-LOVE-YOU the size of a football field. After every snowfall, there are fresh opportunities to express oneself on a small or grand scale. Spontaneous. Temporary. Fully editable or erasable by any passerby, SNOETRY is cold hard democracy in a time-honoured, yet always fresh medium... SNOETRY is environmentally friendly when human power is used. Snoets believe that everyone is a good snoet.

"So i was driving down the highway, angry as hell at the other drivers around me. I look up on a hillside and some idiot has stomped out a haiku or poem or something. In the snow. Poetry. It was freaking snoetry! I felt a little less angry."

Variation for warmer, snowless climates, see "hiwaiku" (Highway Haiku)

by Gregory Alan Elliott March 4, 2008

Snoen

Crazy dutch politician who thinks he is smart (for example: Thierry Baudet)

Wat een smerige snoen is die gast, is hij Thierry Baudet?

What a dirty snoen is that guy, is his name Thierry Baudet by chance

by Schein politicus April 20, 2020

snoek

Snoek is a type of fish found off South Africa's coast. In South Africa we use 'snoek' to describe a pussy!

"Tastes like snoek" "smells like snoek" "let me see your snoek!" "I'm fishing for snoek"

by fromCT August 18, 2006

Snoel

Comes from the name NOEL BROMAGE
Known to be the biggest cunt alive! Hello cunts, it snoel bromage! it can e used as an insult "fuck off you snoel!"
or "Fuck you're bein a snoel tonight"

"Fuck all you cunts, i hope you all get aids and cancer, im going to rape your daughter amd leave her preggers as a teenage mum, fuck all you cunts, it snoel bormage here, and dont you forget that you cunts"

by Cunt Rash September 17, 2004

snoepie

Someone who spends a hell of a lot of time on irc. Often seen trying to study.

oh look, its snoepie!

by Legacy August 20, 2003

Snoezles

A Snoezles is a hot blonde girl who loves to talk about sex or anything that has something to do with sex (penises, thongs, etc). When you ask her why she talks about it, she'll say that she doesn't know anything about it and that she has some questions. Of course this is bullshit, she just wants to get horny. Pleas note that a Snoezles only TALKS, she does not touch herself.

"that girl asked me if a boner hurts, what a Snoezles!"

by Bantumie February 21, 2010

snoeeze

Noun- to almost sneeze, and then, just like magic, it disappears. A mix of no and sneeze. Generally gets a sour face by the almost-sneezer.

Verb- to snoeeze

Just as Janet was about to sneeze, it just stopped- the feeling remained, but the reaction wasn't there anymore.

"Aw shoot!" She gave a sour face.

"Dudette, I guess you snoeezed."

by LyraTheWriter September 24, 2013