snisse

It’s a very lazy cat that sleeps about 90% of it’s life

Oh this cat is a Snisse

by Snisseöj December 23, 2017

sniss

when a man pisses and sneezes at the same time thus losing control over the projection of his piss

I heard Bill sniss while he was in the bathroom and sure enough there was piss all over the toilet seat and the floor.

by von strudelburg January 15, 2014

sniss

what

what

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

SNISS

"SNISS" - aka "PISS".

Scenario 1: Simon is snissing up the wall. Scenario 2: Simon is very snissed off.

by Si P November 13, 2003

Sniss

When you sneeze and piss at the same time; a portmanteau of sneeze and piss.

Jesus, I just snissed myself.

by JMReader November 13, 2021

Sniss

an action of when you accidently piss yourself during a sneeze

Person 1: *sneezes* I just snissed myself!

Person 2: gesundheit! What's "snissed"

Person 1: "snissed" is the past tense version of "sniss" which I just pissed myself during that sneeze bro

by Headass3000 February 16, 2018

Sniss

Instead of laughing, a "sniss" is a slightly stronger than normal exhale through your nose followed by a grin after seeing or hearing something slightly funny

My friends memes make me sniss, they're so dumb.

by Danny gp December 19, 2021