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Sheenis Envy

A feeling of discontent or covetousness with regard to Charlie Sheen's advantages, success, possessions, etc.
Trolls such as Chuck Lorre suffer from Sheenis Envy
by SheenisEnvydotcom March 28, 2011
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Sheenish

To lavishly spend money on the consumption of cocaine, women, and booze. It's more predominately used in association with good (emphasis on GOOD) cocaine, but the entire experience must incorporate all three elements.

No other drug may substitute for cocaine, although other drug use may be infused into the collective process.

The girls must be attractive (paid or unpaid) while under the influence of minimal amounts of alcohol. In other words, not some nasty shit that requires an entire bottle of Jack and two tabs of acid.

Alcohol should be decent....reserve piss water for the bathroom floor. AKA....anything with the words "Light" in it, anything that's canned, and anything that taste like it came from the "distillery" across from the "donkey show" off of Revolucion in Tijuana.....won't work.
Last night I took shots of Patron to the head and hooked up with these two girls. I was doing lines of yay off the younger ones tits until 6am....I THINK she was 18, ether way, shit was Sheenish!

The ladies just arrived, the bottles are on the way and the precious white girl is in my pocket....tonight's about to get Sheenish.

Duuuude, rail it on out....there's hoes all up in here and I'm ready to start Sheening!

Man, I so damn depressed right now....I seriously need to fuckin Sheen.

Q: How was Vegas?
Re: Shit was Sheeeeenish!!!!!!!!!
by Mike, The Platinum Kangol July 22, 2011
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speenis

when your clone travels in time, from the future and faster than the speed of light, to cross pee streams with you.
Christian Bale in Terminator Salvation as John Conner had too much to drink before traveling back in time and gave Edward Furlong a speenis.
by Speenis Man August 10, 2009
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sweenis

when working out and getting soo sweety even your dick is sweatting
"I just came back from the gym and man do i have a sweenis!"
by Scott June 23, 2004
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Sheenis

When a guy spreads a line of cocaine on his dick for a girl to snort. This is generally done before a blowjob.

This term arises from the actor Charlie Sheen, who is famous for his rampt use of the drug and association with hookers.
Girl: Why is your dick white?

Black Guy: What? Haven't you ever seen a Sheenis?

Girl: ...

Black Guy: Winning! *thumbs up*
by Fen*Pen September 20, 2011
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Sheenism

The practice of worshiping the actions of Charlie Sheen, believing in winning
I have been great at everything since I conformed to sheenism.
by TDawesome April 7, 2011
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Sheenis envy

the envy of all that is winning, you don't have tiger blood, you can't party like Charlie, you have no Goddess.....you are a troll
Chuck Lorre has an extreme case of Sheenis envy
by tgib April 1, 2011
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