new sneaker-syndrome

When new sneakers are purchased and causes the user to be extremly hesitant about doing anything that would mar his/her new shoes' perfection. Then one day, BAM!. To the owners dissatisfaction, the shoes become slightly stained, or a little part becomes discolored. It is at this moment the syndrome is over, and the user's world returns to normal. Puddles are jumped in, and grass stains are welcomed as battle scars.

Bilal is suffering from new sneaker syndrome.

by Bilal April 17, 2004

Choked sneakers

A word used by carle place kids when someone has shoes that bulge up cause they are worn a lot

That kid has a big ass foot and look at his shoes there choked sneakers

by Bdbdotcom January 17, 2017

fake sneakers

fake sneakers are what you buy if you actually want to wear the shoe instead of resell it like a faggot, basically you dont want to spend thousands on a piece of plastic.

Person 1: Yo man you like the new fake sneakers i bought?

Person 2: FS bro W2C link rq?

by tyko77 April 12, 2022

sneaker plug

Someone who sells sneakers

Carlos is my sneaker plug. he gets me all of the yeezy's for retail

by SupremeSavvy July 1, 2017

meat-sneaker

A vegetarian who likes a little taste of the protein now'n'then.

"I'm hosting a dinner party Friday, do I need to make a veggie dish for your girlfriend?"
"It's OK, she's a meat-sneaker."

by giraffe-o February 5, 2008

Pacheco Sneaker

You take a dump in somebody's shoes without them knowing it, especially when they are passed out drunk.

After Ryan passed out, they drunk jenga'd him and gave him a pair of Pacheco Sneakers.

by TastyMcJuicy March 27, 2009

Sneakernet

The act of carrying data from one computer to another computer via walking and not a p2p file share

Steve: Mike are you still running at 56k?
Mike: Yeah, it is just faster for me to use the Sneakernet to transfer data between my computers rather then over my dial up connection.

by XxmusicmanxX January 13, 2009