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Smartarded

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.
:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.
by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006
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Startard

A paying member of a web based discussion forum. Used by the anonymous users of the site due to the star that appears by the name of the Registered and paying forum member.
This new startard ban system is terrible.

Any thread posted by a startard is potentially homogenized propaganda.

The startards are having a field day with their banhammers

I am a startard and I am proud

That Startard banned me from his thread

That startard baned me for no reason
by UnThredded September 23, 2010
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shartarrhea

The act of releasing a shart (a fart so vicious that it releases an amount of shit from your bowels) and having the resulting residue trickle down your leg(s) after deflecting off any adjacent material that is in contact with your bum.

Projectile shartarrhea- the above, but with the intention of making it public, due to the fact that you are not wearing pants/underwear
I should have eaten some celery with those hot wings, cause I woke up with an intense case of shartarrhea.
by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009
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Smartard

A person so smart that they are actually retarded.
did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.
by Guitarguy99 March 10, 2011
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Snartaffles

A fucking disgrace to humanity. If you see this person, fucking blow his brains off. Daddy
Murder snartaffles
by Limited_Cake January 26, 2021
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Smartarded

A person who has great knowledge of useless information
That skiNderella is so fucking smartarded, but she will never win the presidential election
by HRM SMK April 1, 2008
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